I'm a gay sea otter.
I blow other dudes out of the water.

I got a dick full of helium.
I'll fuck you up.
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My life.
i still masturbate while eating top ramen at a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace i turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face,
if you give no effort, if you got no money then i got a cheap method,
crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook,
bitch now thats a real education fuck books,
if you wanna make in college acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods,
we got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
start with the shrimp and then the fire,
if you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher,
35 cents a pack, 3 for a dollar unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
and im talkin bout ramen,
the shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an african,
come back when you're in the state that im in,
and say hi to my homeboy, top ramen
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You look like a fried piece of floor tile
Still getting noscoped in the butt til this day
Nigtor Apr 6 @ 12:16pm 
still a cocksucking faggot, now and forever. kys kid
I only spit fire
Cobra Mar 14 @ 5:59pm 
Miss you. <3

Oh yeah, Dan misses you too..