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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:17am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:49am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:19am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:06am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:13am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:24am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:37am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:43pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:59am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:17am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:33am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:21am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:22am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:18am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:30pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:23am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:05am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:28pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:57am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:40am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:39am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 11:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:41am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:37am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:20am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked May 3 @ 10:46pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:42am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:23am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:23am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:54am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:57am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:37am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:41am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:15am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:26am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked May 2 @ 3:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:35pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:24pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:03am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:07am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:25am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:48am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:19am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:16pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:07am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:06am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:10am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:01pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:42am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:06am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:55am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:07am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:14pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:59am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:09am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 5:03am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 7:36pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:58am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:22am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:39am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:17pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 5:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:56am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:18pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:00pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:22am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:19am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:12pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:53pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:22am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:23am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:18am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:49am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:14am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:00am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:44am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:47am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:16am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15 @ 7:03pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:19am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:17am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:56am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:03am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:00pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:22am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:22am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:19am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:57am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:26pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:45am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:57am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:47am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:45pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:42pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked May 3 @ 1:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:13am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 7:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:34pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:53pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:29pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:20am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:57am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:23pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:46am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:44am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:52pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:33am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 2 @ 3:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:04am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:21am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:20am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:57am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:46am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:51pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:21am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:31am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:45am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:53pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 2 @ 3:48am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 2 @ 3:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 1:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 6:47pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Apr 18 @ 8:59pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Apr 15 @ 7:18pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:22am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:49am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:57am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:57am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:46am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:07am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:34am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:48am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked May 2 @ 3:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:13am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 5:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:48am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:48am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:15am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:13am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 7:42pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:49am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:00pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:48am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:00pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 12:49am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:45am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:00pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:08am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:43pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked May 3 @ 8:34pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked May 3 @ 10:56pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked May 3 @ 10:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 2:47am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:55pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:56pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 11:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:55pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:55pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:56pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:56pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:50pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:53pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 11:57pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:57pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:20pm



Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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