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Bloody brainless Spartan!

Spill 100 liters of blood

You depraved bloody vampire!

Spill 500 liters of blood

You're a great tinkerer!

Associate 100 items

You're the MacGyver of murder, right?

Associate 1000 items

Has he lost his mind?

Cut off 5 heads

Off with his head!

Cut off 15 heads

Footloose and fancy-free!

Cut off 10 legs

How about opening a jerky business?

Cut off 50 legs

You remind me of a butcher I once knew...

Dismember the Bad Guy 50 times

You do like to be the master of puppets right ?

Fling the Bad Guy 1000 meters away

What's the matter with those pages?!

Make the Bad Guy read 50 magazines

Tissue seller

Make the Bad Guy watch 50 movies

Run, Bad Guy. Ruuuun!

Make the Bad Guy run 5000 meters

Would you mind awfully letting go of my ball?

Keep hold of the ball for 5 seconds

Vigilant

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times

You're getting into contract killer territory now...

Kill the Bad Guy 50 times

My God, what have you become?

Kill the Bad Guy 250 times

You're not made for this. Why not take up knitting instead?

Fail 50 times

They say that "It's the taking part that counts" right ?

Fail 10 times

Hmm... discretion isn't your thing, huh?

Make the Bad Guy run away 10 times

Call him next time, it would be faster!

Make the Bad Guy run away 25 times

He is likely to be dead.

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times on the same level

Leave some to the necrophilics

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times on the same level

Take your time, why don't you?

Kill the Bad Guy in one day

Better late than never

Kill the Bad Guy over several days

First Blood!

Commit your first assassination

He can keep on running

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times as he's escaping

So cute! You're like a cat messing with a mouse

Kill the Bad Guy 35 times as he's escaping

Tough job

Kill a Bodyguard

He just shouldn't have followed him!

Kill 5 Bodyguards

Protect thyself

Kill 10 Bodyguards

Easy tiger... we've got a quota you know!

Kill one innocent bystander

He kind. You dumb!

Kill 10 innocent bystanders

Should I call your mom to make you stop?!

Kill 25 innocent bystanders

Welcome aboard!

Start the game

Cooking some white sauce?

Make a pedestrian stop in front of a porn item 25 times

A good week at work

Spend 35 hours playing the game

Extra hours

Spend 2 hours playing the game

Accident or suicide? We'll leave you the benefit of the doubt

Kill one cop

Cops ain't Bad Guys. No they're not!

Kill 5 cops

There are plenty of these in the world...

Make the Bad Guy run away for the first time

Star wars!

Get 396 stars

Nazi Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies

Finish Level Zombies!

Hasta la vista, baby!

Finish Level T666

Guardian angel

Finish Level DNKTBG

Show off!

Share one image on Facebook

I didn't know you were such an exhibitionist!

Share one image on Twitter

What the hell is wrong with you??!!

Put a dog on a catapult

I'm glad you are not my dentist

Get 60 teeth

Ready to travel?

Get 60 passports