so wait wait u think im a female. tell me why u think that comrade

Statistically 40% of the gaming community are girls, now let's assume half of them are ugly so that leaves 20% that meet my standards. That means about 20% of gamer girls should be fit for being my girlfriend. You happen to be one of them.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Lacønic and I consider myself to be a nice guy. Sure, I can't prove that I'm nice but I can promise that I wouldn't treat you the way 90% of men do, by objectifing and telling you to make sandwiches. No I am a nice guy, not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Although this relationship would be online over skype and within steam games I will tell you about how I dress so you can picture me. I'm 6' tall, I have combed back hair (like a man of the 1950s), I wear a shirt on all occasions because its easy to wear them, I mostly wear black and red as they are symbols of power, my facial features are symetrical which means I'm one of the better looking people in this world.

0.0 yo lev wassup lol

0.0 ok then

Hey there partner! My name is Ben and im very excited to be apart of this class! excitingly jumps in the air and raises fist let me tell you a few things about myself :3 I find myself to be pretty funny and derpy guy, anyone can love me when they get to know me!! smiles I LOVE videogames and watching hilarious montage parodies! Gaming is love gaming is life xD I also kinda consider myself a pretty big nerd when it comes to anything japenese. Ive watched over 300+ animes and counting x3 Its my passion and my life (>._.)> anyways i hope to makes lots and lots of friends this year, (i had no friends last year lol XD) see you on the other side my fellow classmates! FUS DO RAH!! brofist

help me out lev bc i dont get it lol