Cave Herpes Mechaguyver, Esq.
  Lisboa, Portugal
 
 
Emperor of assclaps. (also goes by the moniker of Zalexard)

Wicked cool.
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RULES

- I don't accept add requests from private profiles,
- I don't accept random add requests, even from people with public profiles,
- I might accept if you write a comment on my comment section since it's public,
- If you want to add me just to piss me off, save yourself the trouble. DON'T.

REGARDING TRADES

I collect some old TF2 items and I DON'T trade them since I rarely have dupes. Other trades will be made through SteamTrades, check my feedback before proposing anything. I reserve the right to go first most of the time, unless you have a massive (positive) difference in feedback, then I will go first. I also reserve for myself the right to call off the trade if I feel something fishy is going on or the offer isn't good enough.
Also, this is my legit/real/true/whatever profile, any others you find are fakes, so be careful with who you trade with and always make sure that it is actually me!

Bottom line: don't waste my time and we'll get along just fine.

SPECS

CPU: i5 7600k @ 3.8GHz ~ 4.2GHz 6MB Skt1151
GPU: MSI Radeon RX 480 Gaming X 8GB
RAM: Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4 @ 2133MHz 2x8GB
Motherboard: Asus Prime Z270-K
Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 612 Ver.2
PSU: Corsair VS550W 80+
Case: Cooler Master N400
SSD/HDD: Kingston HyperX Fury 240GB + WD Caviar Black 1TB 7200RPM 64MB
Mouse+Keyboard: CM Storm Octane
Headset: Logitech G430 7.1 Gaming Headset
Speakers: Altec Lansing VS4621 Octane 7
Display: LG 23MP68VQ-P IPS 23" FHD 16:9 60Hz w/ Freesync
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NicoAICP Aug 3 @ 3:31am 
hi
TODAY 📅 I 👁 WAS 👏 HAVING 👬 SEX 🍆 WITH 👏 MY 👨 GIRLFRIEND 👸 (WHO 😂 IS 💦 MY 👨 GIRLFRIEND) 👸 AND 👏 I 👁 WE 👥 WERE 👶 HAVING 👬 SEX 🍆 AND 👏 I 👁 THOUGHT 💭 ABOUT 💦 BERNIE 👴 SANDERS 👴 WHILE 🕗 NUTTING 💦 AND 👏 SHE 👩 HATES ME 😭 NOW 👋 LOL. 💃 THATS 🔫 MY 👨 GIRLFRIEND 👸 BY 😈 THE 👏 WAY 💫 WHO 😂 I 👁 WAS 👏 HAVING 👬 SEX 🍆 WITH 👏 SJE HATES ME 😭 NOW 👋
Up butt, coconut.
I need to nut, I need to nut