Dear Mr. Sweeney, I am writing to express my deep regret over the recent events involving your girlfriend. As you know, I had the pleasure of meeting her at your house party last weekend where we engaged in consensual sexual activity. However, upon waking up the next morning, I realized that I had made a mistake by sleeping with someone who was not only taken but also quite unattractive. To make matters worse, it seems as though your girlfriend has been lying about certain aspects of our encounter. She claims that I did not use protection during our time together, which is simply not true. Additionally, she insists that I called her "fat" and "nasty," when in fact, those were just endearments that I used to describe her in a loving way. However, I would like to assure you that I have no ill will towards either yourself or your lady friend. In fact, if given the opportunity, I would love to make things right between us by playing some furry feet with you.

lets make a deal

have an offer for ya, added mate.

she gives attention to anyone who asks. and her ♥♥♥♥♥ smells like tuna. deadass like i opened a can of tuna. not good tuna either like when that one can falls out of the pack and gets stuck in your trunk in june and then it blows up from the heat in august. like real bad. honestly just break up with her and forget about it so we can be friends again. theres literally no point in holding a grudge against me because i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a fat ♥♥♥♥♥ at a party. yes i was sober. does that make it better? at least my judgement wasnt clouded by alcohol like hers. and also that birthmark on her leg looks stupid as ♥♥♥♥ and she made me kiss it and talk in a baby voice. ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥. ill be on discord in 45 so you should hop on we can play some genshin or league or val

hey, im really sorry for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend last night dude. if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, just know im sorry. like really sorry. honestly shes kinda fat and disgusting anyways so thats why i feel so bad. i dont wanna ruin our relationship and the future we have together just because i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend on accident. and honestly she was kinda asking for it with that skirt. and dont believe the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ she was saying about how she was "telling me to stop" or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. you cant dress like that and then say stop when youre getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥. it honestly isnt even that big of a deal considering how fat she is anyways because the only people that will ♥♥♥♥ her after you would be idiots with low self esteem anyways.

dead ♥♥♥♥♥ got my ♥♥♥♥ banned this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ feeling be getting hurt