Ellie
Ellie   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
my life be like ooooohaaaaaaoooooooooaaaah:Pcow:
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-Munching on pretzels- Hey! How--ah these pretzels suck..So, hows your day been buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, yeh...because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.

I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”? Nah, that’s even worse. Ah I tell you what I’ll give it some more thought.

I should probably clarify, the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of...actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. -horse whinnies-
Butt Stallion says hello.

Oh, get over it. I shot ONE baby. And, in fairness, it was being a dick.

See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly. Example: this one guy in New Heaven. City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing right? So I scoop his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "WAAAAAH!!" and he can't even hahaha, and he can't see where he's going, he's bumping in to stuff. and oh...I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total bitch.

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SUPER CUTE ICON DEPICTING SUPER CUTE GIRL :p2cube:
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