Sometimes I whip my weiner around in circles hoping to get it going fast enough to fly away like a helicopter. Wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat?

Lemme tell ya, if it was possible to actually drown in ♥♥♥♥♥, I would mutate to grow gills and become aquaman. I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they've built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked off for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I'm sayin' don't put me in a morgue you know what I'm about. ♥♥♥♥. Anyway I couldn't eat any ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended.

I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than a coyote let loose in the suburbs. I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ more than your wife thinks about throwing away her ring. I eat so much ♥♥♥♥♥ that Leonardo DiCaprio's about to do a documentary about ♥♥♥♥♥ disappearing across the globe at an alarming rate because I ate it all. I visited Japan back in the 80's and they invented pac-man after they saw me eating ♥♥♥♥♥ up and down the street. Long story short I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than the incinerator at a PETA kill shelter and I utilize wallhacks during my sessions of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

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