kryXP -Hydrated-
How to tell if you are dehydrated

1. Dry mouth
2. Fatigue
3. Jamal won't stop calling
4. Villages attack on site
5. Constantly declaring war on every island
6. Necromancy
7. Organ relocation
8. When you try to drink water and it comes out as milk
9. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Motherboard: Asus ROG Maximus X Hero Wi-Fi AC
CPU: Intel Core i7-8700K
GPU: Nvidia GeForce GTX 2080 Ti
Memory: G.Skill Ripjaws V 16GB DDR4-3200 CL14
Primary storage: Samsung 970 Evo 1TB
Power supply: EVGA Supernova 850 P2 Platinum
Case: NZXT H440CPU
CPU cooler: NZXT Kraken X62 v2

Monitor 1 - Acer Predator XB281HK
Mointor 2 - Acer KG271B 27inch
Mointor 3 - Samsung S25HG50
Mouse - Razer Mamba tournament edition
Mouse Pad - SteelSeries 63400
Keyboard - Razer Huntsman Elite
Headphones - TurtleBeach Elite Pro - Surround Sound Headset - PC Edition
Microphone - Blue Yeti

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not your average hydrater Apr 1 @ 12:30am 
wew im out this building im died he still hit me LOL
not your average hydrater Oct 21, 2018 @ 2:42am 
premium user of word.exe, doesn't leak anything and overall a very honest person and respects our #1 user forsaken

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Baby BonD *toxic* Aug 18, 2018 @ 8:45am 
!frostij$ Jan 7, 2018 @ 2:56am 
+rep awesome trader.
Harry Boosh Nov 14, 2017 @ 3:17am 
+rep joke of the day Eksdee
Markbee Oct 28, 2017 @ 2:24am 
+REP :)