I hate my life. I'm a failure. I'm 22 years old and and I'm a lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I have ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that he cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too.

I'm stuck in my hometown because I never learned to drive. I fail the drivers license test EVERY TIME I TAKE IT. Worst of all, I live in a pineapple under the sea
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Help! I accidentally set my dog on fire!
Please help! I was giving her a bath in cold gasoline today. I later took a cigarette break, and I couldn't find an ash tray, so I put it on my dog and he bursted into flames! He is on fire now! I couldn't find anything to put it out, so I used alcohol, which made things worse! How do I make sure he didn't die in vain?

I like shibs if you cant tell.

Sweet24pea : i cant shoot
Krobalt : whayt
Sweet24pea : can i fix it so how
Sweet24pea : and cant hit people
Krobalt : can you open console?
Sweet24pea : yeah
Krobalt : ok ill send u a command
Krobalt : bind 'mouse 1' +attack
Krobalt : or go to options, keyboard find primary attack and set it to mouse 1
Sweet24pea : Holy Carp

*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : wtf
*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : cf telepotn igerte
*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : NIGGER TLERPOT
*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : up on rofof then isnsid building

Bumple: you'll be my son, and I'll be your daughter

*DEAD* Foxy's Little Butt Sniffer : *Howls in agony!*
Foxy's Little Butt Sniffer : Awwwoooo!!!
Foxy's Little Butt Sniffer : Woof! Woof! Wuff!

*DEAD* Team Fortress 2 : oh god oh fuck


*DEAD* Guardian Wolf : FURRY PRIDE! AWOOO!

『Za Warudo』's Apoco-Fists has reached a new rank: Scarcely Lethal!

Void the Artistic Dragon : Come on,Take a sit.

(TEAM) terluka9191 : !how to wall jumping

happyelrich : why
happyelrich : im pacific
happyelrich : im friendly
happyelrich : really dude stop
happyelrich : im pacidic dude stop

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ConfusingDalek Mar 20 @ 5:54pm 
yeah the furfag thing was meant to be a light joke, heh
Krobalt Mar 20 @ 4:43pm 
Not a furry btw
ConfusingDalek Mar 17 @ 1:47pm 
what is that profile background? it's very good
also your ♥♥♥♥ing profile description is amazing
also f u r f a g (ignore the fact that i'm one too)
Thespikedballofdoom Mar 10 @ 7:57pm 
delete the image
Thespikedballofdoom Mar 3 @ 7:12am 
Kraft Punk Feb 23 @ 10:34pm 
you have 50 frogs