Krobalt
Flamingo the Water Bottle
 
 
Oh my god. I love milkshakes!

I hate my life. I'm a failure. I'm 22 years old and and I'm a lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I have ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that he cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too.

I'm stuck in my hometown because I never learned to drive. I fail the drivers license test EVERY TIME I TAKE IT. Worst of all, I live in a pineapple under the sea
Currently Online
Help! I accidentally set my dog on fire!
Please help! I was giving her a bath in cold gasoline today. I later took a cigarette break, and I couldn't find an ash tray, so I put it on my dog and he bursted into flames! He is on fire now! I couldn't find anything to put it out, so I used alcohol, which made things worse! How do I make sure he didn't die in vain?

I like shibs if you cant tell.

Sweet24pea : i cant shoot
Krobalt : whayt
Sweet24pea : can i fix it so how
Sweet24pea : and cant hit people
Krobalt : can you open console?
Sweet24pea : yeah
Krobalt : ok ill send u a command
Krobalt : bind 'mouse 1' +attack
Krobalt : or go to options, keyboard find primary attack and set it to mouse 1
Sweet24pea : Holy Carp
Sweet24pea : THANK DUDE YOUR A REALLY PAL

*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : wtf
*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : cf telepotn igerte
*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : NIGGER TLERPOT
*DEAD* Worst. Sniper. Ever. : up on rofof then isnsid building

Bumple: you'll be my son, and I'll be your daughter

*DEAD* Foxy's Little Butt Sniffer : *Howls in agony!*
Foxy's Little Butt Sniffer : Awwwoooo!!!
Foxy's Little Butt Sniffer : Woof! Woof! Wuff!

*DEAD* Sway : SUCK COCK ME

*DEAD* Guardian Wolf : FURRY PRIDE! AWOOO!

『Za Warudo』's Apoco-Fists has reached a new rank: Scarcely Lethal!

Void the Artistic Dragon : Come on,Take a sit.

(TEAM) terluka9191 : !how to wall jumping

happyelrich : why
happyelrich : im pacific
happyelrich : im friendly
happyelrich : really dude stop
happyelrich : im pacidic dude stop

I once accadentally peed on a kid -jubz2k18

jub quote wal
im jub, i like to kik childruns sandy castles
im jub, i succ at spy
im jub, anime is good and so are traps
im jub, im the worse jubz
Favorite Game

Recent Activity

9.9 hrs on record
last played on Sep 23
418 hrs on record
last played on Sep 23
2,936 hrs on record
last played on Sep 23
Derpgya Sep 8 @ 3:38pm 
He is my Daddy, last night he ♥♥♥♥ed me in the♥♥♥♥♥so hard i couldnt walk straight for the rest of the night! He treats me like a good little♥♥♥♥♥dumpster, I love him and his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥
seka_ Aug 29 @ 5:09pm 
i saw you in someone's profile, it was because they were salty you unfriended them lol
Luxxy Jul 28 @ 4:56am 
cuaS
Luxxy Jul 16 @ 12:26am 
Awoo
BorhilIan Jul 11 @ 4:46pm 
Sup?
Kira Jun 19 @ 1:40am 
You're are the touch it all you want