Charlie Harper
Charles Francis Harper   Malibu, California, United States
 
 
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Charles Francis Harper is a middle-aged bachelor who lives in a Malibu beach house. His frivolous lifestyle is due to the fact that he makes a lot of money writing jingles at first and later children's songs. He drinks and sleeps with different women almost every day, and then wakes up the next morning ready to do it all over again. His housekeeper, Berta, picks up after him every morning. Charlie tries his best to avoid his crazy one-night-stand-turned-stalker, Rose. Charlie also tries to avoid his mother, Evelyn, and his brother Alan, as much as possible. But when Judith, Alan's wife kicks him out, Charlie takes Alan into his home. Charlie then meets his 10-year-old nephew, Jake, and develops a very strong bond with him. Charlie then starts to teach Jake the ways of life, while exposing him to his drinking, smoking, gambling and loveless sex with hookers or women he picks up from the bar. Charlie and Alan continue to live together for eight years, while Jake comes over on the weekends. Charlie often expresses his feelings of wanting Alan to move out, but in reality he actually enjoys his brother's and his nephew's company at home. He often blames the way he treats women on his mother and expresses his hatred for her through jokes, irony, sarcasm, etc. He makes fun of Alan and his life style through the same mediums. When he's not hung over, drunk, stoned or having sex, he relaxes out on his deck smoking a cigar and drinking old scotch whiskey. He might also be betting on sports. It's also possible he's out for his next 'adventure'. Even though he has had sex with lots of different women, he does occasionally tend to develop a long-time relationship. His first (known) on-and-off relationship was with Lisa. Later, he meets a ballet instructor named Mia and almost marries her but he calls it off because she wanted Charlie to kick out Alan. He somehow proposed to Courtney/Sylvia during his mother's wedding to her father, but called it off for obvious reasons when she got arrested and his new stepfather dies. Chelsea is next in line and he was engaged to her for a while but called it quits when he sleeps with Gail, Chelsea's best friend...
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Charlie Harper Mar 27, 2017 @ 4:43am 
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