Recent reviews by kettleonwater

good

tom and jerry on multicoloured meth

a boss wave in greedier mode was the gate, loki followed by 4 full sized chads
on the depths
this is not good enough this DLC has brought nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t so far for me

very cute

cutscenes are cool the rest isnt
the music is garbage
the only good part is efi herself and she doesnt even get much development
♥♥♥♥ this game

oh god yes i ♥♥♥♥ing love this game
GOTY 2015
so much personality and so much ♥♥♥♥ to do confined in a little Game Maker game
too bad the fandom ♥♥♥♥ing sucks and ruined the game

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU
ROBODICCCK FOR THE NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
LORD KNOWS HOW MUCH I FUCCCKING HATE THIS SHHHITTY AAASS FUCCCKING GAME
you start the game off by punching the FUCCCK out of midgets, leprechauns, little mini-monster coccck sucking faaag gots
in this game, robodiccck, punches and shoot dogs, he gets hit by motorcycles,
robodiccck gets punched, kicked and shot at, and he gets damaged
HOWEVER THIS FUCCCKING SHHHIT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE MOVIES!

FUCCCK THIS GAME

in the movies robocop uses guns all the time, however in this game robocop only uses his guns in certain parts of the game. you cannot use the gun in certain parts of the game which is complete FUCCCKING BUUULLSHHHIT

there's also a MOTHERFUCCCKING TIME LIMIT IN THIS GAME
P FOR ROBOPUUUSSY

first level FUCCCKING BOSS
YOU CAN'T FUCCCKING BEAT HIM
BECAUSE
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU FUCCCKING SHOOT HIM
HE KEEPS BLOCKING YOUR FUCCCKING BULLETS WITH HIS HAND!!!

FUCCCK! GOODDAMMN IT SHHHIIT!
LORD JESUS FUCCCKING CHRIST!

game over..? g-game over?! hahahaha game over?!
GAME FUCCCKING OVER?
*heavy breathing*
whaaaaaaaaaeeee
uuuuu aaaaaaaaaa
*proceeds to break robocop cartridge with hammer*

review video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6OMOR01Qrg

This is a really good RPG and a year and a half on, still one of the best I have ever played.

If you like the idea of an adult Earthbound/MOTHER 3 side-scroller RPG with several odd elements and humor then this is for you.

If you like the idea of 30 different companion team members each with their own unique and bizarre movesets and conditions, this is for you.

If you like the idea of being put on the spot to choose between losing an arm or a party member, multiple perma-death situations and adrenaline fuelling Russian Roulette this is for you.

If you like expertly-crafted storytelling this is for you.

Buy this game.

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