jon barnum

+rep

rtyh

: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. : This car was made in Guatemala. : Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers. : I bought these shoes from a hobo. : Well la-di-da Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. : I'm sorryl, I believe in good grooming. : Teh, you're not gonna grow nothing on the old Simpson place. That's why your daddy abandoned it. : Oh, what do you know? : Well, I know your soil pH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7 to 8 max. : Oh, that's just superstition. You watch me, I'll grow something out there. : Not if you're planting gummy bears. : Doh! Omnomnomnom.

SNEED. FEED AND SEED. CHUCK. CHUCK, F*CK AND SUCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. D'YOU GET IT? SO FUNNY BECAUSE F*CK AND SUCK! AHAHHAHA. WHOA BRO, LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. HOLY WOW, HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE?!?!?! HAHAHAHA. GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS, WHAT THE F*CK?!? IT'S ABSOLUTELY F*CKING HILARIOUS. HAHAHAHA. BECAUSE SNEED SELLS SEED AND FEED, WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL. BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS SUCK AND ♥♥♥♥. HAHAHAHAHA! CHUCK SELLS ♥♥♥♥ AND SUCK. SOHAHAH HAH HAHAHA!

KEN'S KNEE