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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:45am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:27am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:05am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:44am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:34am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:40am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:49am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:09am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:33am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:50am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:28am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:10am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:44am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:34am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:38am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:42am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:28am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:34am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:45pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:31am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:54am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:02am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:42am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:11am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:33am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:43am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:25am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:19am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 8:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:28am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:41am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:03am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:11am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:37am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:41pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:54am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:28am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:09am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:43am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:51pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:04am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:01am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:20am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:55am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:52am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:22am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:46am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:55am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:03am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:25am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:07am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:10am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:57am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:01am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:19am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:30am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:03am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:02am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:10am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:24am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:41am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:42am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:54pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:42pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:56am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:26am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:09am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:05am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:58am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:37am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:43am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:54am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:04pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:42pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:30am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:04am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:26am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:59am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:43am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:28am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:57am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:27am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:38am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:03am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:16am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:47am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:50am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:06am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:41am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:07am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:06am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:34pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:10am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:22am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:42am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 10:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:07am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:41pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:54am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:14am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:36am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:53am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:44am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:28am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:14am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:06am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:28am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:07am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:21am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:03am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:10am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:53pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 11:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 7:01am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:14pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:12am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:44am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:42am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:32am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:55am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:42am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:10am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:49am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:56am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:40am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:15am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:58am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:38am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:07am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:56am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 12:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:37am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:07am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:56am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 10:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:42pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 9:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 12:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:37am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:20am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:49pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 9:17pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:09am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:07am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:55am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:43am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:46pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:41am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 11:22am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 12:31am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 5:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:43am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:11am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:41am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 10:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:59am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:43am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 7:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:27am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 9:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:54am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:38am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:34am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:03am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:33am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 10:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 10:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:58am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:59am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
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