Candy Crane
Evan   Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
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the artist formerly known as:
honest dad 1776
anime but i hardly know her
the crimson j


 

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Grumpy Dec 9, 2016 @ 6:52pm 
🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED👉👌 under the mistletoe this christmAss🌿send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves👯 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down😱 in 2❕0❕1❕7
Imperator Skellyosa Jul 20, 2016 @ 11:47pm 
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Grumpy May 11, 2016 @ 6:43pm 
Well any time, any place, anywhere that I go all the people seem to stop and stare they say "Why are you dressed like Frasier Crane? You look so absurd, you look so obscene" Oh why can't I live a life for me? Why should I take the abuse that's served? Why can't they see they're just like me? It's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world. Well I let their teeny minds think that they're dealing with someone who is over the brink and I dress this way just to keep them at bay because cheers is every day.

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Imperator Skellyosa Dec 19, 2015 @ 8:27pm 
say goODBYE 😐😐 to NO 🚫 shaVE 📐📐 nOVEMBER cuz NOW 🕐 IT’S NO 🙅♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECEMBER❄️ UvE BEEN inFECTED bY THE DECEMBER NO♥♥♥♥♥♥CURSE😯😯 ThaT’S RIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOBBITS 🌝🗿 NO CUMMIES 4 U FOR A WHOLE MONTH 🙊📅 thERE WON’T BE NO HOE HOE HOE UNDER the MISLEtOE SANTA WONT 🙅🙅🙅be COMIN THRU 🍆YoUR 🏠CHIMNEY🏠 To GIVE U uR GIFT🍆🍆🍆 🗿🗿😩😓🎁🎁🎁SEND thIS TO 🔟 MaIN ❗️DADDiES 👳👨👴or u will NVR 🙅🙅🙅get CUMMIES 💦🍆💦 🍆AGAIN 😐😐😐
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