Joseph   Illinois, United States
I do tons of sports and I game a lot. I love tf2 and I aim to get onto page one of the richest people in tf2, I've only put like 15$ into this game and i'm almost to page 17 and i'm about ranked 1760th richest in tf2(EDIT: I'm now around 1550)(EDIT:1/26/2013 : 1292)(EDIT:3/17/2013 : 848)(EDIT:5/11/2013 : 694)(EDIT:6/25/2013 : 404)(EDIT:9/1/2013 : 237)(EDIT:10/10/2013 : 127). I consider myself the walmart of tf2. Also I find items you want and get them to you for a predetermined price and I broker unusuals and buds and keys too. I have like 10 pages of profile rep if you don't trust me and I also am the founder of a amazing gaming clan. The Eviscerating Mental Patients.

Also if you are thinking of quitting tf2 I will either take the items for free as a donation towards my goal or I will pay some form of pure for your entire bp at a discounted price because of resale and the amount of items that are involved. You can then find someone who will buy the currency from you for cash because I do not put cash into tf2 items I will just pay some form of tf2 currency for it.

also im going to start making trade videos eventually but i need something to talk about in the videos so comment or something on my profile on what i should talk about in my fist vid

I also consider myself a steam detective I can find almost any item or person or track down stolen items to the source and find their path. If you need my services ask and depending on what the situation is I might need compensation for my time

also since i get this a lot i'm going to put my favorite user quotes about my backpack on my profile for fun
1. 1:27 AM - Ridley: (Holy fuckballs thats a lot) by http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040974609/
2. 7:50 PM - Cutimus: Got any Engineer MiscÉ
7:50 PM - [EMP{Shocktrooper}]TF2 walmart: take a look i have a lot
7:53 PM - Cutimus: Holy fuck
7:53 PM - Cutimus: THat is a shit ton of ref
7:54 PM - [EMP{Shocktrooper}]TF2 walmart: told ya i had a lot
7:54 PM - Cutimus: Son of a bitch

3:13 PM - EMP Shocktrooper Tf2 Walmart: did u see my bp?
3:13 PM - BiG-PPM: I lost 4 keys
3:13 PM - BiG-PPM: on it
3:13 PM - EMP Shocktrooper Tf2 Walmart: http://backpack.tf/id/76561198013863338
3:14 PM - EMP Shocktrooper Tf2 Walmart: :P

started a rep thread right here

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ArmedDarkly Dec 21, 2016 @ 8:45am 
feel bad for ya dude, you have alot of stuff 2 :s
Diamond jozu(S>tf2 unusuals) Oct 7, 2016 @ 1:06am 
is there a webiste or something to make that ban to be releaased?
James Spooky Apr 18, 2014 @ 9:12pm 
Can you teach me how to trade? You seem to have been very successful.
Nyxx Jan 23, 2014 @ 4:27am 
From what I know of steam support, they wont tell you anything about the trade ban all I can think of to do is hope that it's just a probation rather than a full on perma ban:spycon:
tadeáš Jan 22, 2014 @ 7:51am 
Damn man :c I hope it gets fixed soon and you'll be back on track!
[EMP]Shocktrooper Trade Banned Jan 22, 2014 @ 7:47am 
im asking steam support the same question as far as im concerned i think one guy i traded with is just mad cause he "accidentally pressed the trade button" and he called me a scammer and wanted his items back.thats the only incident i can think of that could do this. I never got a warning ether or anything it was just out of nowhere