-Voted most likely to be the antagonist in a Chick Flick, circa 2008
-Singular goon of an apocalypse, cheeseburger variety.
-Original Grandpappy Swamp, do not regret it every day.
-Grandson Bobby sends me pictures of his vacation every week.
-Swamp Fever is the best L4D2 campaign, video coming soon.
-First born child of the Swamp Tree
-I voice every character in every game ever.
-Means of production seized purely for selfish reasons.
-Writing the "Grandpappy Origins:Reqium" document.
-the plan is in action
-If you want to break free, you gotta listen to me, first step, get on the floor
-Based awesome super cool sigma.
-The creator of Swamp Fever