jake
Jake Pateman   Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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Practice.

Acomplishments
Beat zéFrosty in rock paper scizors over discord.
The least noteworthy player in S25 Open Playoffs
The least noteworthy player to finish top 12 at i61
Xork says I can play medic - http://logs.tf/1577207#76561197996516625

Quotes
Cat: "jjake, you should err, quit."

20:57 - Cat has changed their name to Bitch.
22:04 - planck has changed their name to fuck jake.

Brian: "Jake you should stick with highlander, its the only thing you'll ever win"

10:54 - Yohn: ok
10:54 - Yohn: i gotchu
10:54 - Yohn: gimme 2 secs
11:23 - Yohn is now Away.

00:18 - Racso: Jake
00:19 - Racso: Nevermind

01:35 - Cat: Jake !
01:36 - jake: Hello
01:36 - Cat: I am a fucking genius

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266638346384572416/376874158996324364/ohoh.png



I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about ZéFrosty. U wouldn't say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked, not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants, and hangs with the hottest bitches. Yall are pathetic lol.
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BaBitY BAap BOOB Jun 27 @ 4:53pm 
Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥ing rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mouse♥♥♥♥er didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥ed your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
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𝒲𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 ℳerry ℭhristmas & Happy New Year! ♥
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