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Unlocked Jan 15, 2014 @ 9:23pm

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Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 2:26pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 5:33am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 2:19pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2014 @ 9:07pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 2:26pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 11:12pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 6:05am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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