[Z Clan] ReDead
Harry   Jibuti, Djibouti, Djibouti
My name is ReDead but you may know me better as the founder of Z Clan.
I would like to take the opportunity to talk today about something very dear to my heart. I’m talking, of course, about clans.
It is my fervent desire that every active member of the tf2 community be a part of clan: specifically, Z Clan.
It is common knowledge that clan membership significantly boosts pub stomping capabilities and toxicity, for all lucky enough to be involved. However, with the recent rise of individualistic western culture, steam has veered away from its roots; leaning towards the depraved circle jerks of “competitive gaming teams” in lieu of the nobler clan life.
That is why I founded Z Clan. A place of respite from the trappings of modern day gaming, and somewhere for like-minded individuals to hone their skills in team-based games amongst their peers.
Along with our CEO, T4L, and clan owner, Lazarus, our driving mission is to unite the most hardcore of gamers, to empower the next generation of digital athletes.
Remember: Alone we are strong, but together we are unstoppable.

Yours faithfully,

HOW TO JOIN Z CLAN >>> information here [docs.google.com]<<<

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thonking box ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
ReDead: Indy this is me irl
Killer Bean: a picture says 1000 words
Killer Bean: and this just says retard 1000 times

Clippy: Clippy invited you to play Team Fortress 2
ReDead: i'm in a party
Clippy: Leave. =)
ReDead: XD alpha clippy

ReDead : stigma balls
stigma left the game (Disconnect by user.)

We need a Federal ICAC : ReDead i can't help notice you are not a top fragger but a top fagger

james13 : z cland is the highest prestiguos clan

beer : what is the black sword btw
maker of the black sword : idk i just made it

Muudbone: that looks like quotebait to me

ReDead: she's an angel
Sceiro : gm simp nation

Here and Now : America deserved 911

Here and Now: my cat alphaed me

Here and Now:
forget sucking demos dick, medics hot af irl

*heavy breathing*:
i'm glad to know you breathe heavy too

[15:22] Muudbone: im a gentleman

Red Robot : that's a mute
Red Robot : muted

Mitchell : bal*ls

i’m a neko girl

drunk homosexual : Joe's Regular Trip

dem0n: i would clap but i have push to talk on

max >:( : we r in dsc if u want to join us
Yogi Bear : hold up let me ask my mum

[Server Addict] ben. : i can cut it off its ok

AGuyWithNoSkills : eat the baby

Here And Now : bing soy is a generous god

Here and Now: sorry but your disc is causing me early onset tinnitus

Professional Bully:
i pretend to be a girl sometimes
i also dress up

spookC : went out last night
spookC : not doing it again

I Strafe With W : i dont actually strafe with w

imiss: engie is a hot mamacita

ReDead: well done, you got one point
Mentality: my powers have doubled since the last time we met

ReDead: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
qasar: lenny in 2018 yikes

9:27 PM - casually: i get passionate when making sandwiches

*DEAD* Salv : what genre of shirt is that

Dr. Haste : mute god is a superior spy
Dr. Haste : intellectually, sexually and spiritually
compaired to me

ella >:( : nans r u girl
nans : depends on the lighting

bossman2008 : mad cause fat

anon : What happens to Australia if we import millions of 3rd world strangers?

Xane: rich gamer girl... must have sold a lot of bathwater

uncle dane : uncle dane hates u

{AFTW} HolyMarshmellow : you humanized him
{AFTW} HolyMarshmellow : you fool

roger_forehandbackhand : you alllca n suck my idkc
roger_forehandbackhand left the game (Disconnect by user.)

MIRRORdance : how bad do you have to be in order to have a hales own flamethrower

pvwillo : no mention of the midics

*DEAD* Wayofthesword 37 : how much times do i need to say medic

Ripe Potato : i wanna see someone get banned :D
*SPEC* buckaroo : ok
*SPEC* buckaroo : !calladmin
[CALLADMIN] buckaroo reported Ripe Potato for Aimbot
Ripe Potato : wait
Ripe Potato : nooo
Ripe Potato : buckaroo

Sobek : Why does the scout say 'hey is anyone keeping track of my eggs benedict

roof korean : why the fuck my bakcspace ain't working, it works fine on everything else
Sobek : Korean backspace, disabled because glorious leader says so

*DEAD* warriorpenguin11 : let me guess u a feminest too

seinfeld : ppl have always used the shanhashhshshs

Violet knofofo: murry do you have any reinforced robot bomb stabilizers?

(Voice) but actually no: Yes

theatreTECHIE : press f to pay respects to your weapon

Splinxy : they nutted in my wife
Beeees? : honeyed is the term we used

1600 : watch your fallopian tubes tonight retard

DemonicPenguin01 : you can get a naked fem scout

CK Blade : Wheres big peen
Coolbreeze : top of your head

⭐Melladox⭐ ~Kevlar Invitine~ 2 minutes ago
ok, weirdo. next time don't act irrational also no one needs to know that you need to bathe.

Squigga Gaming 5 hours ago 
bytes1337 Feb 23 @ 10:01pm 
[Z Clan] ReDead Feb 23 @ 3:33pm 
So you're a hacker? Well guess what. I have connections too you know. Not only am i friends on a first name basis with a group of professional hackers who are actually good at their work but my dad also works for Valve in Sydney in the cybersecurity department. I DARE you to eat sandwiches using my name again and just see what happens.
vallie Feb 23 @ 10:52am 
>be racist cop
>absolute ♥♥♥♥ing chad
>160lbs of pure masculinity
>is actually good at video games
>gets 10 girls a day
>is a comp player
>is a good player
>is a leader
>not a sex offender
>also will destroy z "clan"
vallie Feb 23 @ 10:50am 
>be me
>make bad empty clan for a bad and empty game
>takes it seriously and acts like it's ♥♥♥♥ing froyotech
>wannabe comp player
>wannabe good player
>wannabe leader
>wannabe sex offender
>also gay
RACIST COP Feb 23 @ 8:02am 
I'm going to make it my life mission to personally destroy this nefarious clan you've fabricated. Mark my words, I will stop at nothing to bring down your safe haven of which you cower behind.