Riff
Missouri, United States
 
 
"I'll do it for a box of Twinkies and a six-pack of Yoo-Hoo." - Vince Russo, August 15, 2014.
Currently Online
Things That Have Been Said
[5:13:07 PM] (Channel) mantis: is group work the one where
[5:13:09 PM] (Channel) mantis: you bring your wife
[5:13:13 PM] (Channel) mantis: and put your car keys in the bowl

"Is that a man or a dude?" - Rosie, 10/18/2014

"When is Gonorrhea going to help my constipation?" - Mantis, 1/30/15.

"How do I send a written report?"
"Well, first you start by writing it down."

"I just don't even give a fuck, I like doo-doo." - Mantis, 3/21/15

"So I just suck off the Nerds, and..." - Rosie, 3/21/2015

[7:43:11 PM] (Channel) C1k: how do i stop jabbing
[7:43:26 PM] (Channel) HalfLife: let go of the a button I think
[7:43:31 PM] (Channel) C1k: that's a dumb idea

[1:00:22 PM] (Channel) Gaython422: IF I CANT LIGHT MY PIZZA ON FIRE FROM THE GREASE COMING OFF IT
[1:00:28 PM] (Channel) Gaython422: THERES NOT ENOUGH PEPPERONI ON IT

Collective of Christmas Bears: ENZO PLEASE
Riff: THIS RIGHT HERE?
Riff: THIS IS BIG CASS
Riff: AND HE'S SEVEN FEET LONG
Riff: AND YOU CAN'T
Riff: TEACH
Riff: THAT
Collective of Christmas Bears: BADA BOOM, LONGEST DICK IN THE ROOM
Collective of Christmas Bears: HOW YOU DOIN

(Context: My computer doesn't run TF2 all that well, and it's gotten me kicked for AFK a few times.)
"We were gonna play TF2, but I bet you $5 that Riff gets votekicked off the server." - Sarah, 1/1/16.

"Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most." - Mankind, WWF RAW: 6/3/96.

Booty Salad: RIGHT
Booty Salad: SO
Booty Salad: I TOTALLY FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS
Booty Salad: I had a dream last night of the worst PPV ever
Riff: oh lord
Booty Salad: are you ready for this
Riff: sort of
Booty Salad: WWE Golf
Riff: lol
Booty Salad: literally a WWE show
Booty Salad: except with golf
Booty Salad: I very very clearly remember Bray Wyatt cutting a promo before hitting a golf ball into a sand trap
Booty Salad: he had also shaved his head and was wearing a derby instead of a fedora
Booty Salad: I can't make this shit up
Riff: holy shit
Booty Salad: and luke harper was his caddy

"OH FUCK, I didn't know my jaw could open that big!" - Jay, 3/13/2016.

"Oh man, who's going to stop you from eating four Big Macs at once?" - Jay, 4/22/2017.

"We all like to procreate, we all like to suck'n'fuck." - Sarah, 3/20/2018.
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Comments
Baron O'Beef Dip Feb 18, 2017 @ 12:28pm 
Hang in there man. <3
Riff Oct 15, 2015 @ 9:49am 
Ahaha, glad to hear you're fine.
Dr. Jadzia Dax Oct 15, 2015 @ 9:41am 
LOL, riff, just got your comment on my profile. This is what happens when I forget to close out of my game/program and decide it's time to start studying for an exam next week. All's good, man. :B1:
Lucis Caelum Dec 1, 2013 @ 2:42pm 
Great and honest trader! +rep
petrdzinda Jun 4, 2013 @ 12:25pm 
very good trader! +rep
I'll juul ur bitch Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:56pm 
+rep Banned me from his server after I called him a tiny baby