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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Apr 25, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Thrown Under the Bus

Have a youseeks get hit by a bus.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Big Hands Mode!

Dude… your hands… they’re so BIG!
Unlocked Apr 25, 2017 @ 1:36pm

From Downtown!

Throw something at the Smith home from very far away.

Bureaucratic Nightmare

Kill 100 Gromflomites in a single session of the shootout.

Fully Charged

Charge the largest battery to 900 or greater.

Love Hurts

Give Jerry his medicine.

Wubba lubba dub dub!

Achieve your ultimate purpose.

Emperor of Soundwaves

Listen to all of the numbered tapes.

You Have Shitty Taste

Eat poop.



You Went There

You should be ashamed.

Hand of Midas

Give yourself a high-five, you’re a real alchemist now!


Fixed a light bulb.


Ahh [HUMAN] memories.


Or is it eggception?

Meet your Makers

Watch the entire credits disc.

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