Jacob Ryberg Andersen   Denmark
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Kill Commander Sep 7 @ 4:18am 
✝ Jesus died ✝
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✝ post dis on other peoplez profiles if u miss jesus
IMDABES Jun 12 @ 1:21pm 
Layin ♥♥♥♥♥s so flat, homies think you plankin',
Only realize you dead when the corpse start stankin'.

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back
I couldn't trust my own homies just a bunch of dirty rats

IMDABES Mar 5 @ 9:13am 
If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral because I'd be in jail for glocking the ♥♥♥♥♥ that killed you! We are true homies!

Lars0viCH Mar 5 @ 8:57am 
good player, but just a "LITTLE" toxic :P
⎛⎞﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽ Jul 10, 2017 @ 7:53am 
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
⎛⎞﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽ Jan 6, 2017 @ 1:05pm 
If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥ing-thing the human race has strived for.