Naffa
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FYI: I have quit TF2 so stop bugging me about it

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Don't treat an ability of yours special just because others don't have it.
Treat it as something from everyday life and do more of it.

Be who you are and say what you feel.
Those who mind don't matter and those who dont mind matter.

The mere possession of knowledge is not enough,
because the ability to use that knowledge matters.
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23:28 - chrissqq: i dont care about who takes me so long as they do

23:31 - Naffa: You do realise I am John Snow when it comes to GoT, right?
23:31 - Naffa: I know nothing about it.
23:31 - pl0ff: omg
23:31 - Naffa: What?
23:32 - pl0ff: that was smooth

16:06 - aaa: nafa dont use the 4yrs old kid strat on me
16:06 - Naffa: Why?
16:06 - aaa: NAFFA

20:44 - Light: i read your wall from time to time
20:45 - Light: my favorite one about 4 yo kid strats
20:45 - Naffa: Why?
20:46 - Light: what why?
20:46 - Naffa: Why?
20:46 - Light: why what?
20:46 - Naffa: Why?
20:46 - Light: -_-
20:46 - Naffa: That's the four year old kid strat
20:46 - Light: NAFFA!!!

23:33 - Marysia: oh and if my huntsman didnt have the retarded name
23:33 - Marysia: i would name it
23:33 - Marysia: RIGHT IN THE MEDIC
23:36 - Naffa: I used to be a mercenary like you...
23:37 - Marysia: wutcha mean
23:37 - Naffa: ..., but then I took an arrow to the knee.
23:37 - Marysia: my god naffa
23:37 - Marysia: that joke was weaker than children with cancer

23:06 - Naffa: You know that deep down I have a passion for cutting wood, which has always been the reason I, Raimondius, have wielded axes ever since. It warms my heart everytime I get to see that resin flow, becoming more and more with each hit I land.
23:10 - Naffa: Imagine there'd be an undead woodcutter that faintly remembers his past, but because he went insane in the asylum sees enemies as trees.
23:25 - Juice¿: Cool as ♥♥♥♥.

16:50 - Emiel Regis Rohellec: U gotta be the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up person i ever knew
16:51 - Emiel Regis Rohellec: You are basically my Batman

21:39 - Chris: yeah you're the hero we deserve but absolutely not the one we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need you memeing piece of ♥♥♥♥

23:26 - Juice.: the question remains
23:26 - Juice.: are you feeling it now mr. naffa?
23:27 - Naffa: So yer wanna know if I'm feelin it?
23:27 - Juice.: YEA
23:28 - Naffa: So yer really wanna know if I'm feelin it?
23:28 - Juice.: YEAAA
23:31 - Naffa: Because I can FEEL it. Yer wanna know what I'm feelin?
23:31 - Juice.: YEAAAA
23:32 - Naffa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
23:33 - Juice.: *turns into a weird scottish accent and crispy voice* You just went ahead and did it, didn't you.
23:34 - Naffa: Eeeyup.

17:03 - Emiel Regis Rohellec: U bloody lawful neutral

21:23 - blank banshee's mega out nowwww: did u ever play mgr
21:25 - Naffa: Nope.avi
21:25 - blank banshee's mega out nowwww: u should
21:25 - blank banshee's mega out nowwww: its short but great
21:26 - Naffa: That's what she said!
21:26 - blank banshee's mega out nowwww: oh for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake


16:01 - SkyRocker909: ♥♥♥♥ dat magic, bruh
16:01 - Naffa: ♥♥♥♥ these sin, bruh
16:01 - SkyRocker909: I agree
16:02 - Naffa: I wouldn't have to invade, if you guys just stopped sinning
16:02 - SkyRocker909: don't invade
16:02 - SkyRocker909: what's the prob?
16:02 - Naffa: Blade of the Darkmoon. A spirit of justice and vengeance.
16:03 - SkyRocker909: ♥♥♥♥ da police :3
16:03 - Naffa: Be glad you have been slayed by the likes of me. It means you are forgiven some sin.
16:03 - SkyRocker909: stop playing that stupid role, bruh
16:04 - Naffa: If I don't, who will dispense justice?
16:04 - SkyRocker909: thank god I quit this game as soon as I get the last achievement
16:04 - SkyRocker909: who?
16:04 - SkyRocker909: noone
16:04 - SkyRocker909: and no need for it
16:04 - SkyRocker909: this is dark souls
16:04 - Naffa: And that is my resoning.
16:04 - SkyRocker909: oh for Pete's sake
16:04 - SkyRocker909: Justice is for ♥♥♥♥
16:04 - Naffa: In the name of the great lord...
16:05 - SkyRocker909: I rly hope that's the last invasion you get ;3
16:05 - Naffa: Doesn't thou see the misdoings in your actions?
16:05 - SkyRocker909: Nope
16:05 - Naffa: Not the first, not my last.
16:05 - SkyRocker909: I hope, the last
16:06 - Naffa: Your hopes shall be shattered.
16:06 - SkyRocker909: because blue ♥♥♥♥ deserve to suffer
16:06 - Naffa: So you dispise us honorable blades of the darkmoon? Now that is an interesting insight into your person.
16:06 - SkyRocker909: Oh well. Gonna go kill the Anal Rondo bros and ♥♥♥♥ their 'mLady
16:07 - Naffa: Then, we shall soon meet again.
16:07 - SkyRocker909: fcors I despise the dark souls police
16:07 - SkyRocker909: Nope
16:07 - SkyRocker909: we won't
16:07 - SkyRocker909: I need one last achievement about that gurls covenant
16:07 - SkyRocker909: as soo as I get it
16:07 - SkyRocker909: I say goodbye to DS
16:07 - SkyRocker909: :3
16:09 - SkyRocker909: Well, to say some last words.
16:09 - SkyRocker909: you really are a blade of the dark moon
16:09 - Naffa: Then my mission was successful.
16:09 - SkyRocker909: you use cheesy weapons and when HP is low using magic. so much hurnur
16:10 - Naffa: I could stop you from causing further harm.
16:10 - SkyRocker909: I will
16:10 - SkyRocker909: and you can't stop me
16:10 - SkyRocker909: :3
16:10 - SkyRocker909: rest in piss, bruh

16:15 - Emiel Regis Rohellec: Naff
16:15 - Naffa: Yes?
16:15 - Emiel Regis Rohellec: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you

16:18 - Juice.: didn't know people were actually so stupid in this game.

18:52 - Gargoman: ,,and you can't stop me :3''
18:52 - Gargoman: oh god
18:53 - Gargoman: cringe

DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI: oh go ♥♥♥♥ yourself you piece of ♥♥♥♥ i hope you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die i just got that meme because you said one piece and he says that in italian else i wouldve never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ understood it ♥♥♥♥ you and your memes youve ruined my life i cant sleep because all i dream of is memes dropping in my face i wake up sweating blood out of my eyes and knees i cant take this anymore everynight i try and overdose on aspirines but it never happens so i pray to god he takes me in his graces and just ends my endless suffering but he never does so i will go drown myself in the toilet goodbye

22:34 - Fumetsu: You saw the opportunity, good one Naffa xDD

ploffy: You sound like a dead mother dying

21:21 - BamsemanTED: Someone added my art to favorites. It's like getting a boner without a boner!

23:22 - darkySp: So many memories that I don't even remember...

19:37 - macdeath: or was that a reference
19:37 - macdeath: it was a reference

19:09 - Juice.: I am going to get my revenge some day.

19:52 - Juice.: I've never been raped that good.

23:07 - ploffy: Your nazi penis will not touch this communist ass!

21:50 - Kosio: You wanna hear a german joke?
21:50 - Naffa: There are no german jokes. We have no humor
21:51 - Kosio: That's not true, you just have no taste in humor

20:52 - ZERO: Listen, I may be an jew-hating, islamic fundamentalist but that doesn't mean I deserve to get half cold chicken tikka!

22:36 - Rori: Stop being German for half a second, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
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Mitchell ♥ Mar 24, 2020 @ 9:05am 
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt:
Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt:
Erika
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt:
Erika.
In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein
Und das heißt:
Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück,
Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt:
Erika.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt:
Erika.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an,
Erika.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt:
Erika.
charles lechair Aug 1, 2018 @ 2:00pm 
have you seen my wife
Valsoray May 4, 2018 @ 10:38pm 
:bloodstain2:
Gargo Jan 4, 2018 @ 7:56am 
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charles lechair Oct 8, 2017 @ 5:06am 
Don't add him if you care about your mental sanity.
Light May 14, 2017 @ 3:33am 
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

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