j58
J   Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States
 
 
Top 30 craft # collectors in the world.
$1000 backpack as of 10/19/2018
"If I added you, you most likely have something that I want. You might not even know that "something" has good value. Please, accept my friend request and at least give me enough time of day to talk to you about it. I have to put this here because people just don't seem to get that. You'll help me and I'll compensate you adequately." - That random conscientious objector collector guy
please add me back tho its important


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a good little spy
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a little box with a little info
Why number 58 over other numbers?

Uhhhh long story short there was a strange apparition's aspect 58 for sale for somewhat cheap. It's been a staple in pretty much every pyro loadout I've ever had, so I thought why not. Since then I've just been tracking down as many as I can.



Who did your profile art?

talented people who can actually draw things
spy was drawn by YeoSwitchy,
pyro was drawn by Puppiecup.
leafy was drawn by zaaru



Some really cool people

syl - A really gay cool person and good friend. Can there ever be too much pink? No one really knows

killa - Probably the friend I've known the longest. Falling out recently but I'm happy to have her back. Pretty chill gamer

karma - ew closet furries amirite

hy🅱️er - feeds pork to jews




quote wall i guess

j58 is gamin killed Thespartzter with bazaar_bargain. (crit)
*DEAD* Thespartzter : wow cool you have a taunt you wasted money on
*DEAD* Thespartzter : proud of ya

❖ Gleb : HE'S LIKE MY COCK LENGTH AWAY FROM YOU AND YOU CANT HIT HIM

j58 is gamin killed Bodyshot Bandit with sword. (crit)
Bodyshot Bandit : so only the tryhards stayed
Bodyshot Bandit left the game (Disconnect by user.)

j58 is gamin killed「I am wood」 with market_gardener. (crit)
「I am wood」 killed j58 is gamin with unique_pickaxe_escape.
*DEAD* 「I am wood」 : YOU CAN GARDEN
*DEAD* 「I am wood」 : BUT I CAN MINECRAFT YOU NIGGA.

King Terry Today at 8:48 PM
O-oh
Apologies j58-chan

*DEAD* Tryhard Pub Soldier : Time to go complain about this on r/tf2.

*DEAD* ☭Wojo☭ : why does this autistic phlog pyro just appear wherver I am whenever my health dips below 50

Bad Chemistry : my fish thirsts for engineer ass

Stop watching porn : I mean futa on female is less gay then straight sex if you think about it

swi : let me hate gays in peace

LagSwitchedVirginity : I almost used a potato as a dildo when I was 8 years old

Karma: I'll play it at your funeral
j58: bold of you to assume I'll die
Karma: I'll beat you with the fucking trumpet

BingBong100807 : J58 I GOING TRYHARD

Sammich God : IF FURRIES WANNA BE LIKE ANIMALS SHOULDNT WE PUT THEM DOWN LIKE ANIMALS?
j58 : yeah, that seems about right

amicu : Sammich do you have rekt bound to left mouse button?
*DEAD* Sammich God : i do

Reflex Today at 9:24 AM
Glen makes a good point, J is the first furry weeb I've seen




Wishlist (in order)

1. GE/Scorching Patriot Peak :47_thumb_up:
2. Infernal Smoke looping taunt :47_thumb_up:
3. Arcana demo hat :47_thumb_up:
4. Australium Eyelander :47_thumb_up:
5. Australium Scattergun :47_thumb_down:
6. More 58s :wfmerc:
7. ProKs Emerald kits for tomislav, flamethrower, liberty launcher :47_thumb_down:




Gifts
10 keys in gifts :47_thumb_up:
25 keys in gifts :47_thumb_up:
58 keys in gifts :47_thumb_up:
100 keys in gifts :47_thumb_up:
200 keys in gifts :47_thumb_up:
300 keys in gifts :47_thumb_down:
400 keys in gifts :47_thumb_down:
500 keys in gifts :47_thumb_down:


How did you get your items?

Backpack premium is a tool gifted by the gods.



What's your discord?

uhh something like j58#7966



What do you play?

Most of the time I'll be playing tf2. Been playing for three years and don't plan on quitting anytime soon. There isn't a class I really don't enjoy, and there's no worst class, but engi I have the least fun with, due to him being a mostly defensive class.
I mostly play demoknight, followed by trolldier, followed by scout/pyro/spy/sniper/demo/soldier/heavy.
Maybe this is why I only buy allclass unusuals. :spycon:


Anyhow, thanks for reading and visiting my profile, my #58 collection is right above this if you feel the need to waste your time scanning through a worthless stranger's items.
Items Up For Trade
304
Items Owned
512
Trades Made
125
Market Transactions
#58 Collection Info

All weapons collected so far:

Market Gardener (pro ks)
Ham Shank (pro ks EXOR)
Beggar's Bazooka (pro ks)
Holiday Punch (pro ks, beard)
Lollichop (pro ks)
Baby Face Blaster (ks)
Nostromo Napalmer (halloween fire)
Cleaner's Carbine (strange pro ks)
Liberty Launcher
Atomizer
Manmelter
Tomislav


All cosmetics collected so far:

Fancy Dress Uniform (strange)
Dough Puncher (strange)
Apparition's Aspect (strange)
Law (Chromatic & Voices)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Chronoscarf
Sign of the Wolf's School
Brush with Death
Aqua Flops
Business Causal
Razor Cut
Slick Cut
Swagman's Swatter (Die Job & Voices)
Weight Room Warmer
Graybanns
Rogue's Robe
Heavy Lifter
Flapjack
Prinny Hat
Trencher's Tunic
Yuri's Revenge
Die Regime-Panzerung (Voices)
War Pig
Trickster's Turnout Gear
Medi-Mask
Merc's Mohawk
Gentleman's Ushanka
Pop-Eyes (Chromatic)
Deep Cover Operator
Crafty Hair
Eye-Catcher
Bonk Boy
Antlers
Soldier's Stogie
Flair!
Photo Badge
Spook Specs
Red Socks
Fashionable Megalomaniac
Das Fantzipantzen
Air Raider
Black Watch
Sky Captain
Tools of the Trade
Sangu Sleeves
Criminal Cloak
Das Gutenkutteharen
Crash-Comm Helmet
Bolshevik Biker
Fed Fightin Fedora
Harmburg
Frenchman's Formals (Spectral)
Colonial Clogs
Centurion
Bullet Buzz
Trencher's Topper
Cobber's Chameleon
Bone Dome
Dry Gulch Gulp
Burning Bandana
Mister Bubbles
Clan Pride



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Brother Spook 3 hours ago 
Added, interested in the Bonk helm
Blast Hands 13 hours ago 
gay58
Biggest dingus in Florida. He's cute though.~
demo got the stickys uh Dec 2 @ 6:52am 
okay, this is epic
HyperFoo Nov 3 @ 7:36pm 
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Golden Witch Oct 31 @ 8:35am 
Stalking me, stalking you? :Yu_Qing_smile: I guess we just see eachother everywhere.