I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic ♥♥♥♥-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed ♥♥♥♥ bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

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enormous fat guy wearing a newsboy cap and open carrying (handgun was holstered to the chest pocket of his denim jacket somehow?) gave me my doordash order while confidently asking a girl in my apartment lobby if she was interested in trying polyamory. every single thing in my order was wrong

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!

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