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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:52am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 7:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 2:23pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 8:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 12:03pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 3:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 11:45pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 6:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 8:17pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:01pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:40am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:42am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:45am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:56am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:07am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 10:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 2:50pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 10:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:52am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 8:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 8:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 8:19am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 1:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:41am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:50am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 10:44am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:40am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:40am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 10:34am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 5:17pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:40am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:06am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 11:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:43am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 2:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:56am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 11:28am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 11:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:46am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 7:24am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 10:02pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 1:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 5:47pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 4:07am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 5:55pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 9:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 2:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 7:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 12:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 3:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:02am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:47am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 11:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 9 @ 9:41pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:40am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 2:01pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:28am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 11:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 4:47pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 10:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 7:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 10:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 8:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 2:54am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 11:45pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 2:41am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 2:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 4:18pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 4:20pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 12:03pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 5:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 8:17am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 12:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 2:21pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 4:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 3:35pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 8:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:55am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:35am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:35am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:30am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 30 @ 11:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:17am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 5:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 7:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:37pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:10pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 5:56pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 7:16pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 10:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 4:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:36pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:07am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:51am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 4:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:38am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:35pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 11:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:51am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:00am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:12am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:28am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 11:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 12:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 8:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 10:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 4:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 6:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 9:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 12:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:11am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:38am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 4:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:15am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:43am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:08am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 11:04am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:48am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 1:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 2:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 4:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 7:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 6:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 6:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 4:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 3:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 7:58am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 11:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 5:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 6:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 9:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:30am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 5:46am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:02am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:46am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:49am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:49am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:58am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 8:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 4:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 12:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 10:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 4:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 4:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 10:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:10am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:53am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 9:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:01am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:23am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:15am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:29am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:39pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 5:51pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 7:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:10pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:58pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:10pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:45pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:47am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 4:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 4:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 5:33pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:57am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:40am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:11pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 8:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 9:32pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 12:47am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:14am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:26am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:51am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:50am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:53am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:00am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 2:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 2:19pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 7:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 3:02am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 9 @ 7:38am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:26am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:37am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 6:18am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:48am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:58am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:15am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 10:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 10:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:13am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:48am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:14am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:14am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:10am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:12am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:51am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:19am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:52am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:50am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:02am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:21am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 9:14am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Nov 27 @ 4:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 12:05pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 10 @ 10:59pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:29am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:38pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:12am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:38am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:32am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 4:09am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 3:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:06am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:14am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:29am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:09am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:09am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:15am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 1:54am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:41am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:56am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 5:46am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:00am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:14am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 1:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:39am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:55am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:56am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:58am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:16am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:30am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:06am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:35pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 8:53am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 4:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:03am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 4:56am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:52am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:52am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:07am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:30am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:09am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 8:44am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 21 @ 1:26am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 10:51am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 12 @ 5:08am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:13am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:08am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:12am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 1:54am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:22am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:25am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:05am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 2:29am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:46pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 6:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:37am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:23am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:35am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 4:44am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:57am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 14 @ 9:29pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jul 22 @ 2:00am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 2:56pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:35pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:07am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:08am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:10am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 9:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:42am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:16am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:07am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 4:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:00am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:09am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:19am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 9:24am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 3:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 12:22pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 22 @ 2:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jul 23 @ 12:19am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 4:57pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 4:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 18 @ 4:51pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 6:18am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:10am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 22 @ 3:17am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 3:11pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 9:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:02am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 19 @ 11:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:24am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:12am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 1:19am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:17am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:01am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:07am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:44am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:10am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 7:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 9:19am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:37pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 5:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:21am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:40am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:30am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 4:41am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:02am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:14am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:20am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:49am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:14am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 9:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 11:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:37pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 7:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 31 @ 1:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 6:57pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 11:26pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 4:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:16am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 19 @ 11:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:43am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 12:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 3:55pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 2:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:29am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:19am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:37am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:29am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:58am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 8:01am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 3:21pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 22 @ 2:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:41am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:48am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:40am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 1:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:56am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 8 @ 5:56am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 11 @ 4:44am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 4:57pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 5:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 7:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:25am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 7:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:13am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:17am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:43am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 9:47am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 22 @ 4:54am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 7:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:46am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:20am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 3:26am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jul 19 @ 12:02pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:11am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:42am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 8:55am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 9:26am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 4:25pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 23 @ 12:19am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 31 @ 10:25am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 30 @ 5:52pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16 @ 3:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 5:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 12:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 22 @ 2:00am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 11:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 3:35pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 30 @ 5:30pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:18am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 3:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 1:02am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:50am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 5:47am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 8:07am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:07am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 2:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:09am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 8:44am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jul 21 @ 1:26am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Aug 10 @ 10:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 3:17am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 9:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:10am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:20am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:42am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 5:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 8:55am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 9:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 12:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 6:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jul 22 @ 4:51am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 5:54pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 31 @ 10:25am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19 @ 6:13pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 13 @ 1:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 11:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 16 @ 2:36am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 11:44am



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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