Advokat Topalov
Rosen
Tran, Pernik, Bulgaria
Friends are like boobs: some are real, some are fake
-SafariChamp
Friends are like trees: if you hit them hard enough with an axe, they fall down
-SafariChamp
Only you will understand precision is more important than force once a mosquito lands on your balls
-SafariChamp
you cant have "advertisements" without the semen between the tits
-SafariChamp
Dear disabled people.. just go in the settings and enable it
-SafariChamp
A p*nis has the worst life: his parents are nuts, his owner beats him, he has messy hair, his neighbor is an *sshole and his best friend is a p*ssy
-SafariChamp
my mom knows her ABCs. She can even count all the letters on her hands!
-SafariChamp
If you get shot with a 50. cal, will you bleed, you p*ssy?
-SafariChamp
You dont praise the balls, you Honoré de Balzac
-SafariChamp
Cheap circumcisions are probably just a rip-off
-SafariChamp
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Friends are like boobs: some are real, some are fake
-SafariChamp
Friends are like trees: if you hit them hard enough with an axe, they fall down
-SafariChamp
Only you will understand precision is more important than force once a mosquito lands on your balls
-SafariChamp
you cant have "advertisements" without the semen between the tits
-SafariChamp
Dear disabled people.. just go in the settings and enable it
-SafariChamp
A p*nis has the worst life: his parents are nuts, his owner beats him, he has messy hair, his neighbor is an *sshole and his best friend is a p*ssy
-SafariChamp
my mom knows her ABCs. She can even count all the letters on her hands!
-SafariChamp
If you get shot with a 50. cal, will you bleed, you p*ssy?
-SafariChamp
You dont praise the balls, you Honoré de Balzac
-SafariChamp
Cheap circumcisions are probably just a rip-off
-SafariChamp
View more info
Level
71
Winter Collection - 2024 - Level 40
4,000 XP
Currently Offline
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Games  341
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Screenshots  70
Videos  1
Workshop Items  1
Reviews  50
Groups  9
Scriptorium
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The City-State of Athens
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Pyrocynical
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Bio
Name - Zahari Topalov
Occupation -
Certified lawyer I SWEAR
Sex - only if the payment is good
If you are ever in a tight situation and cant get away with something talk with my secretary https://advokat-sofia.net she knows at least two languages I think.
Dont worry Im a good l i a r wyer
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Perfect Games
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Favorite Game
PAYDAY 2
833
Hours played
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Career Criminal
500 XP
Achievement Progress   1302 of 1328
+1297
Screenshots 6 Review 1
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Scriptorium - Public Group
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last played on Dec 14
PEAK
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Split Fiction
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Control Ultimate Edition
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Comments
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Bulge Connoisseur Feb 20, 2023 @ 7:14am 
Да бе да, elden ring на стероиди и LSD в Minecraft
Advokat Topalov Feb 12, 2023 @ 12:24am 
Трябва някой да ме научи, че тая игра по-сложна от шах.
PshIDontKnow Feb 11, 2023 @ 8:14am 
Брат почвай да играеш "Deepwoken". Обещал си все пак. :D
Bulge Connoisseur Feb 6, 2023 @ 6:00am 
Thirsty African was here
Bulge Connoisseur Oct 27, 2022 @ 5:36am 
Pintor de Huevos was here