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I hate when i miss a call by the last ring, but when i immediately call back, it rings 9 times and goes to voicemail. What did u do after i didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away 🤗!? 💕Easrat 💘 .


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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”




Me and my friend were talking about Call of Duty earlier and he said, “I bet Hitler would have been a better player than you ever will.”

Confused, I asked him why.

He replied, “Well, because he’s got a kill-to-death ratio of 6 million to 1.''




My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.

I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, “Who’s your Daddy?”

He replied, “Mum says it was probably the milkman.”

The little bastard.




** Yo momma is so fat, when Rubick tried to steal a spell from her all he got was diabetes.**
**Yo mama so fat, that when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he has vision all over the map.**
** Yo mama so fat, the chat wheel can’t decide on which lane she is.**
**Yo mama so fat, if Naix infests her it takes him ten minutes to get back out.**



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jx Nov 19 @ 6:38am 
Got nothing else! Just these 2 Steam things.
Daguerreo Nov 18 @ 9:13pm 
+rep reasonable trader
jx Nov 18 @ 8:17pm 
Are you interested in a Steam Mobile and/or Steam Community Beta Access?
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Add for genuin qack
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Reason to add mate ?
Added you cuz u said u were interested in my reddit trade.