҉҈҉҈҈҉҈҉҈҉҈҉ [🅰]bsolutツ🎮
Javed Abdullah
 
 
I hate when i miss a call by the last ring, but when i immediately call back, it rings 9 times and goes to voicemail. What did u do after i didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away!? 💕Easrat 💘 .


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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”




Me and my friend were talking about Call of Duty earlier and he said, “I bet Hitler would have been a better player than you ever will.”

Confused, I asked him why.

He replied, “Well, because he’s got a kill-to-death ratio of 6 million to 1.''




My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.

I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, “Who’s your Daddy?”

He replied, “Mum says it was probably the milkman.”

The little bastard.




** Yo momma is so fat, when Rubick tried to steal a spell from her all he got was diabetes.**
**Yo mama so fat, that when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he has vision all over the map.**
** Yo mama so fat, the chat wheel can’t decide on which lane she is.**
**Yo mama so fat, if Naix infests her it takes him ten minutes to get back out.**



*So. Ursa walks into Roshan’s den and says, “Roshan, I haven’t seen you in Aegis!”*



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jHn Apr 26 @ 4:30am 
+rep! trustworthy and friendly trader!
Tounid Apr 25 @ 2:08pm 
haha
Blanchflower Apr 24 @ 8:15am 
Yes I am interested. What is the deal?
`Godspeed™ Apr 21 @ 1:45pm 
Very toxic player!
FaeDine Apr 20 @ 7:35pm 
Hey, you added me?
mark | dj. Apr 19 @ 8:33am 
It's alright, thanks. I already have all the games I want.