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Rainbow Six Seige Ethos: Being killed from across a hallway by an Asian Soccer Dad in a corner holding the most perplexing and weirdest angle imaginable because you exposed 1 pixel of your head for half a second. Not to mention people who try to Rambo their way through to the objective but walking into a minefield of HIV+ needle traps, oddly placed bear traps, signal jammers, car batteries that have been hot wired to electrocute you, wall mounted mines, Sarin gas bombs, plastic explosives, concussion grenades that have been gorrila glued to the walls, a hologram of an Italian woman, a bullet proof camera that can shoot lazers, a robotic wandering spider, Eminem with a mini microwave, Kanye West in kevlar and a brazilian woman straddling you asking "Onde está o resto do seu time, mano?"
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Chiyu Jun 4 @ 11:49am 
+rep patient and friendly:rosebud:
n.hale Feb 9 @ 3:07pm 
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Lkfoster1 Nov 19, 2017 @ 9:27am 
In west Pakistania Born and raised On the bomb range where I spent most of my days Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool Shootin U.S. troops outside of school When a couple of americans who were up to no good Started defiling islam in my neighborhood I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran" I whistled for a plane And when it came near The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare" Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law" "Go bomb in Tehran" I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna" I looked at my flag I've earned my title Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
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Mortis Oct 10, 2017 @ 3:21pm 
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Dinner Jul 15, 2017 @ 10:08am 
+rep if only key were to go down :P