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The International System of Units, except for the fking

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Master of the Hellish Yard : Think of me as an onion. A really fuckin' hot and sexy onion.
Personality wise, I don’t seem all that appealing at first, but as you peel back layer after
layer of me you’ll find the same exact shit and you’ll start cryin'.

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Master of the Hellish Yard : Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course
without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking
into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's
and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion,
I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

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atomic : You can't spell Metric without c r i and t
(posted 32 times)

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Giga : when metric.exe has stopped working what do you use? THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM
HAHAHAHAHA IMA KMS NOW

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We Do It Live! : When the waitress tells me to "say when" while she's grating my cheese, I
say nothing. The room fills with Parmesan. There are no survivors.

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Master of the Hellish Yard : Oh I could use that as a spray, but nah, gay porn better

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Master of the Hellish Yard : I sexually identify as a plastic bottle, hmu if you're thirsty :)
We Do It Live! : you've been sitting out in the sun for too long, your chemical makeup has
leaked into the water supply and has tainted my beverage. disgusted by the taste of cheap
mexican diesel to create the plastic, I toss you in the garbage like the trash you are

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metric \ ˈme-trik \ noun
1. A standard of measurement.
　　- No metric exists that can be applied directly to happiness.— Scientific Monthly
2. A mathematical function that associates a real nonnegative number analogous to distance with each pair of elements in a set such that the number is zero only if the two elements are identical, the number is the same regardless of the order in which the two elements are taken, and the number associated with one pair of elements plus that associated with one member of the pair and a third element is equal to or greater than the number associated with the other member of the pair and the third element.

"Metric." Merriam-Webster.com . Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 25 Sept. 2017.

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Pootis 8 Jun @ 9:23am

Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

Master of the Hellish Yard 5 Jun @ 8:58pm

Uno is the superior E-sport and it will +4 anyone who questions it.

Master of the Hellish Yard 27 May @ 1:25am

When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.

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Tuffbob 15 May @ 1:04pm

!calladmin poopy pants

Master of the Hellish Yard 28 Apr @ 3:16am

See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.

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