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dmix?

epic gaming quotes :

Alive : nobody wants to mess with a french guy
Alive : a baguette up an ass is a terrible thing

greenie : come queue
eldocwho : I did
greenie : lul
greenie : come join
greenie : dont surrender already
greenie : what are u french?
eldocwho : I DID

InVoSAURUS: not being racist.
InVoSAURUS: but i think the most toxic people
InVoSAURUS: are french people

dhops: lft lfp lmao
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: thats the point
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: i saw a guy with this to
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: i didnt get it
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: so i did the same
dhops: xd
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: to try to be
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: and feel
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: whats he feels
dhops: so
dhops: how does he feel?
fredosantana37 lft lfp hl/6s/4s: he wants to die

James Bond 007: hi
eldoc lfp mid: yo
James Bond 007: i have good stuff for your rocketl launcher?
eldoc lfp mid: what do you mean
James Bond 007: i mean i can trade something good for your rocket laucher
eldoc lfp mid: its not for sell
eldoc lfp mid: why would you ask someone at random
eldoc lfp mid: how did you find me
James Bond 007: but i have good stuff tho
eldoc lfp mid: are you a rapist
James Bond 007: look in my backpack
eldoc lfp mid: its not for sell
James Bond 007: dude comeon
James Bond 007: look in my inventory
eldoc lfp mid: fucking white male rapist
eldoc lfp mid: youre reported
James Bond 007: i reported you first mate
James Bond 007: XD
eldoc lfp mid: XD
James Bond 007: good luck cunt
eldoc lfp mid: go back to pubs i dont talk to traders
James Bond 007: what a cunt
eldoc lfp mid: are you actually mad
James Bond 007 is now offline.

eldoc: join disc asap
eldoc: stop eating mozartkugeln
ᴮʳᶻᶰ: iam touching my dick
eldoc: same
eldoc: but im in discord
ᴮʳᶻᶰ: #nohomo

eldoc: hello, will you be able to join the voice chanel at 19:55 cet to play some competitive team fortress 2
vladd.: hello leader of the team french never die they surrender which i am a member of as well, i will be able to join the voice channel on the discord platform at the hour 19:55 in order to play some competitive team fortress 2

.eldoccc : my favourite pasta is tagiatelles and gnochis
croix : my favourite club is bataclan




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Slightly warm milk Feb 11 @ 11:46am 
Europe, Asia, Africa,
Piggles, an agent of S.T.A.R.S., visited these and all other continents,
The world had to offer. And yet he still met only one man worthy of Powerpicks,
“You want my discord? You can have her! I left everything you need,
Together at my place. Now you just have to ♥♥♥♥ them! ”
These words called this man to Piggles' house, promising dreams greater than he,
Ever dared to imagine. This is the man known as the great Eldoc Don. Dada!

Come aboard and bring along,
All your Aryan sperm,
Together we will become family,
Once you marry her,

Eldoc!
Slightly warm milk Feb 11 @ 11:46am 
Condoms left behind,
They will only slow us down,
Your♥♥♥♥♥♥will be your guide,
Raise the shaft and ease her down,

That legendary child,
That the end of nine months reveals,
Is only legendary,
Till you two make it real,

Through it all,
Through all the intercourse,
Through the pleasure,
Through Powerpick's thighs,
Know that I,
Will be there to stand by you,
Just so I know you♥♥♥♥♥inside,

So come aboard and bring along,
All your Aryan sperm,
Together we will become family,
Once you marry her,
There is always room for more,
If you want to try for twins,

Eldoc,
Eldoc,
Just ♥♥♥♥ Powerpicks!

Eldoc!
Alive Dec 27, 2018 @ 11:25am 
"Fronking"
-Someone who farts in the bath tub and then bites the bubbles; can be more than one person biting each other's bubbles
Example : Bob and Jim were fronking in the pool. Bob and Jim are "fronks"
Porkins Dec 27, 2018 @ 10:53am 
Stop sending me anti-semitism! Just because my nose is big does not make me a Jew!!
Alive Dec 27, 2018 @ 10:31am 
hey there i heard from my friend that you teached her son how to play fortnite, since then he is the prettiest and coolest boy in school. I was thinking maybe you could teach my baby sugar ? hes a sweet boy but he cant seem to quite understand how to play the game, and you seem to posess quite the expertise.
added for fortnite lessons :xoxo: :D
Porkins Dec 27, 2018 @ 9:27am 
Added for 4v4 official. :)