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2 people found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
no words. just experience. <3
Posted October 1, 2021.
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476.2 hrs on record (384.3 hrs at review time)
//e: most issues got fixed or fixed themselves, not sure really.

it's a great game that, sadly, crashes on:
- match start
- trying to reconnect to a match
- early-match
- mid-match
- late-match
- in the menu
- when changing settings
- navigating the menu

unplayable in its current state.
Posted May 7, 2021. Last edited October 2, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
4,781.3 hrs on record (4,266.3 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted December 14, 2020. Last edited December 14, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
189.3 hrs on record
This short review is purely based on the stock game, without any mods, because the developers certainly can't take any credit for the creative minds that keep this game alive for them.

- Graphics: 2/10 (looks like a game from 2010. Half-Life 2 looks better)
- Physics: 1/10 (non-existent. neither players, vehicles or environments come close to real-world physics compared to other games)
- AI: 2/10 (you can't call cars on rails "AI". path-finding for automatic workers works "good enough" on simple fields without any obstacles 50 meters away from them)
- Gameplay: 5/10 (base game gameplay is okay to dip your toes into the genre, but gets boring VERY quickly without mods)
- Mechanics: 5/10 (can't really tell if they're realistic, but most things in the game do things)
- DLCs: 3/10 (biggest joke. just a cash-grab based on putting companies into the game... which modders already do. only really useful for people who don't know what mods are and have money or like a particular brand)
- Updates: 1/10 (don't expect anything apart from DLCs and the "nExT-gEn fArMiNg siMuLaToR" which doesn't advance in anything spectacular every couple years)
- UI: 2/10 (the UI is a horrible mess. you can tell it's programmer art like the rest of the game)
- Modding Support: 3/10 (controversial, but the official documentation on modding is trash, because at their core they don't want people to mod their games, but they "accept" it as it's the only thing that keeps people playing until they release the next game... even with a half-decent programming background you'll get lost and left with several questions. good luck, you'll need it)

I gave the game a chance, and it couldn't hold up to my expectations in 2020.

- Overall: 3/10
Posted August 24, 2020. Last edited September 1, 2020.
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2.7 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
For me, Grimm's Hollow easily "beats" Undertale in terms of story, gameplay and impact.
Posted November 27, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
why do you have a tool that breaks after a while if it doesn't cost anything to craft it?

i didn't like this game in the short playtime, but: wandering around the globe, i've seen huge bases with so much effort put into it that i think there must be something to this.

i'm coming from minecraft, but this game feels too childish in a lot of ways. the controls for movement don't feel good. i love the inventory management. you can put multiple blocks/items in both hands, then you can scroll through them - on both sides. i believe you have up to 16 slots for your hands? i don't know, but it feels good.

now, the big part i didn't like: the tutorial is okay and all, but at a certain point it asks me to buy something in order to progress and i wasn't really sure why or what it is, so i quit after i couldn't figure it out.

oh boy, i'm tired. just play it yourself.
Posted February 22, 2019.
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0.1 hrs on record
The art style and story telling is great, albeit the short playtime. Really immersive.
Posted November 22, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
I learned about The Last Time while searching for Point & Click games on various sites. At first I was like "Well, let's just sit back, relax and watch a Let's Play". After the first minute I had to stop the video and buy the game to play it myself, which I didn't regret at any point. It's up to you what you do with this thought-out review.

[PUNCH HIM]
Posted October 9, 2016.
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0.7 hrs on record
10/10 would puke again just after starting to dance.
woo-ho-o-o...
Posted November 28, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
DON'T BUY THIS! Horrible gameplay, crashes whenever possible, bugs everywhere. It's just ridiculous to sell this as a full game. More like Early-Alpha.
Posted February 21, 2015.
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