={LF}= 『Inspector☆Lag』
Robert   Massachusetts, United States
 
 
If you're adding me, please leave a comment or a trade offer otherwise I may ignore your request!

I also will remove friends I don’t talk to if you invite me to random groups. I don’t need to be a part of more groups.

I've got my own server! Isn't that neat? Come join! :B1:
IP: 192.223.31.183:27015
Server Name: ={LF}= Lag's Funhouse [Trade/Fun]
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Things that probably won't lead to me liking you:
- Shitty Trader (cough lowballer cough).
- Notorious Sharker/Scammer.
- Salt/Edgelord that goes 110% in a trade server.
- Considerably more toxic than China's air.
- Manipulative for your own gain.

If you don't fall under any of that, you should be golden.
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~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: I have the DLC
Meowt: ik
Meowt: punk told me
Meowt: also
Meowt: IM WRITTING DAMIT
~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: o
Meowt: MESSING WITH MY LITERARY MOJO
~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: muju
Meowt: please dont quote me on that
Meowt: ah fuck i only need one paragraph dont for tommarow
Meowt: *done
~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: Go on my profile real quick
Meowt: i funking hate you
Meowt: FUCK
~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: FUNK
Meowt: DAMMIT
~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: OMG
Meowt: ASS CUNT WANKER
~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: I'M DEAD
Meowt: BITCH
Meowt: DOG DAMMIT
~『Inspector☆Lag』~™: I'm gonna put this convo on my profile
Meowt: please no

I love『Omega☆Ridley99』™ soooooooo much c:
Currently Online
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Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
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Trades Made
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Market Transactions
My trade offer link: http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=35829274&token=bdMLKd_v
My BP.TF Link: https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561197996095002
My +rep page for brokering: http://bazaar.tf/thread/8431

Unusual hats unboxed: 4
Unusualifiers unboxed: 8
Unusual war paints unboxed: 1
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I’m just using this for extra display spots since I’m not trading as much anymore, but you may send a trade/trade offer as you please, as long as it’s not for anything I’m not selling, of course :B1:

Side note: All of the unusuals listed below are all owned by me and are 1 of 3 in existence or less! (They aren't for sale though, so don't ask. )

- Strange Tesla Coil Hermes - 1 of 1 (in strange unusual quality) in existance (45 keys)
- Time Warp Grenadier's Softcap - 1 of 1 in existance (50 keys)
- Starstorm Insomnia Dead Cone - 1 of 1 in existance (26 keys)
- Green Black Hole Pirate's Bandana - 1 of 3 in existance (69 keys)
- Ghastly Ghosts Jr One Man Army - 1 of 3 in existance (45 keys)
- Phosphorous Plug-In Prospector - 1 of 2 in existance (26 keys)
- It's a Secret to Everyone Baron von Havenaplane - 1 of 2 in existance (64 keys)
- Stormy Storm Professional's Ushanka - 1 of 3 in existance (60 keys)
- The Ooze L'Inspecteur - 1 of 2 in existance (50 keys)
- Harvest Moon Private Eye - 1 of 2 in existance (150 keys)

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My other cool stuff:
- Strange Pro KS HHHH w/ Exorcism (~216 keys based on what I paid)
- Flaming Lantern Waxy Wayfinder (50 keys, 1st unboxed unusual)
- Electrostatic Buckaroo's Hat (17 keys, 2nd unboxed unusual)
- Disco Beat Down Ye Oiled Baker Boy (15 keys, 3rd unboxed unusual)
- Isotope MW Horror Holiday (~35 keys,1st unusual war paint, 4th unboxed unusual)
- Clairvoyance Phononaut (~140 keys(?), 5th unboxed unusual)
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:B1: The Meme Chronicles :B1:
These are my meme/on-a-whim purchases that I've made, and I've decided to keep track of them just so people can maybe get a giggle out of it like I did when they were first bought.

Chapter 1: Purchased a N&B Doctor's Sack off of the SCM for ~$24.
I then proceeded to rename them to "Inspector's Nutsack".
*laugh track*

Chapter 2: Purchased a Smoking Smokey Sombrero off an auction for 10 keys.
Only bought it to make a Big Smoke joke and because it's semi-themed.
Good thing I actually like the Sombrero.

Chapter 3: Purchased an Unusual FT Cool Tiger Buffed Family Business for 13 keys.
Probably the stupidest one yet.
At least it's got an interesting-looking brownish-orange texture instead of a yellow one.

Chapter 4: Purchased an Unusual FT Isotope Cabin Fevered Scotman's Skullcutter for $32.
The stupidity continues in the form of an axe I probably shouldn't have bought.

Chapter 5: Purchased a Omniscient Orb Wing Mann for 30 keys.
Bought it for a 5 minute joke about Thanksgiving and the future. Yea.
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Just a reminder...
THESE ARE MINE! THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE!

Recent Activity

6,649 hrs on record
last played on Dec 14
1,428 hrs on record
last played on Dec 14
Mr.AnimeGirl Nov 21 @ 10:56pm 
Adding because I accidentally declined yours (I sowwy :steamsad:)
Added to talk about the suggestion you made on the Orb Wing Mann
Diimerr Nov 18 @ 7:03am 
+rep
will yiff for food Nov 7 @ 8:52am 
Added to offer on your Frostbite Tough Stuff Muffs!
Scourge Nov 5 @ 9:46am 
added for discussion of Engi Cap
LoLman Waffer Oct 29 @ 8:44am 
+rep