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“The ‘ol shit-liners comin’ to port Rick, and Ill be there to tie ‘er up”


“You know what you get when two shit-tectonic plates collide? Shitquakes, Julian. Shitquakes.”

“When the shitballs start flying, you’ve got to get a shitbat Randy!”

“Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy.”

“Ricky, you just opened up Pandora’s shit-box”

“Do you feel that Randy, the way the shit clings to the air. Shit Blizzard.”

“You idiots have loaded up a hair-triggered double-barreled shit machine gun, and the barrel’s pointed right at your own heads!”

“You know, Ricky grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i’ll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that’ll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he’ll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.”

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Jopa 26 May @ 10:40pm 
Goth bitches. That is all.
Jopa 29 Apr @ 12:13am 
y dont u like dolphins
Jopa 29 Apr @ 12:13am 
bloomie do we need to have a talk?
LOOOOOOOOOOL 24 Apr @ 8:49pm 
Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that pussy Skyrim shit here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest motherfuckers alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a fuck how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques 13 Apr @ 10:44pm 
Hacker and he is so racist





Jk lol
Jopa 10 Dec, 2017 @ 5:18pm 
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