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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Dec 10, 2017 @ 6:48pm

The Bad Roommate, Part One

Use Ian's lube.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2018 @ 1:28am

Friends and Lovers

Get Ian's romantic ending.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2017 @ 7:14pm

Puttin' On The Ritz

Wear a top hat.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2017 @ 7:41pm

Honor Roll

Graduate with honors.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2017 @ 6:34pm


Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2018 @ 1:08am

The Bad Roommate, Part Two

Use Ian's toy.

Milk Drinker

Drink milk like a boss.

Doin' It: Desk Edition

Get busy on a desk.

Teacher's Pet

Get Alex's romantic ending.

Dat Ass

Taste one of life's finer pleasures.

Plant Killer

Uproot a plant for a loved one.

Isn't It Romantic

Get Amos's romantic ending.

Cupcake Is Good

Enjoy a cupcake.


Get Brad's romantic ending.

The Powers That Be

Attempt to take down your university's corrupt athletics department.

Monkeying Around

Go with Ian to South America.

Mug Shot

Get your mugshot taken.

After Party

Get Jed's sexual ending.

Music Maker

Get Jed's romantic ending.

Trivia Buff

Win a game of trivia.

Always Faithful

Get Phil's romantic ending.

Love Knows No Bounds

Romance your pet fish.


Break the fourth wall.

Cavity Search

Get your cavity searched.


Destroy a construction site.

Just Desserts

Try an exotic ice cream flavor.

Darwin Award

Jump up and down in a broken elevator.

Film Buff

Make it through the award winning film, "While I Sleep"

Snip Snip

Sell a personal item that belongs to a famous pop star.

The Rickroller

Commit the crime of rickrolling.

Hostage Situation

Survive a kidnapping.

Save the Fish

Take a laxative.