HELLO DEAR GABE NEWELL.
I WANT TELL YOU A STORY, A STORY ABOUT F**KING MAGNET.
THE MAIN ROLE IN THIS STORY IS ME, JUST A GUY FROM RUSSIA WHO WANTS TO PLAY F**KING CS:GO WHICH I BOUGHT FOR MY REAL MONEY ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
I WISHED TO PLAY CT/T SIDE BUT YOU KNOW GABEN, I'M PLAYING FOR F**KING BIG MAGNET. EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROUND I'M GETTING ONESHOTED TO MY VERY F**KING BIG HEAD WITH EACH WEAPON, SOMETIMES I'M GETTING KILLED BY A THROWN KNIFE (?). GABE, WHAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU THAT YOU MADE ME MAGNET? I'M A STEAM USER, NOT A F**KING BULLET MAGNET. SOOQA

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