tampon vampire
Andrew Elkainen   Iisalmi, Eastern Finland, Finland
i make music and stuff [soundcloud.com]
go play a puggie mge boy

me and carp (mostly me)
fuck satan noice [puu.sh]

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im a fucking tf2 genius
I'm a fucking tf2 genius, like I honestly think im one of the most outstanding forces to touch this game but that's all potential. Like i just want to play some fucking tf2, i dont want to try out for some shitty open team that has like 3 fucking social idiots on the team i just want to play. like i get bitches in real life, and you know like i value a human life more than a team fortress 2 esea teams lets say integrity, for what it's worth, so if i value a life more than of course i should be respected as an individual. but no, trying out you get picked over some other shitty player that got more frags than you, that dropped the med once more than you, like what am i supposed to do about that? this game is so random, one day im hitting my shots like oh my god, bout to make a thread for high im, then the next day a tf2 update comes out and you cant play the game like you used to because you have to update your hud, or fix ur mouse sensitivty, or rework ur config, i just want to play. Like this game and it's players are all bullies, you are all out to get the intellectuals, the geniuses because youre afraid of them, you dont like change because u had a bad day at work or something. Here i am sitting here looking like completely fine, im a bad ass bitch, dark green chinos, sensible, 10deep button up, supra cubans, dark walnut shwood canbys, like im looking sick. and im saying to myself i just want to play this game, so i add up to a pug, right, i get picked etc, 410 dpm on pocket. How the fuck are you going to sit here in mumble with me and NOT put me on your open team? like have you seen someone solo uber through saw and wipe a team off of a split decision?!? LIKE I DID THAT, just give me an opportunity, im sick and tired of having such a great mind for this game, near perfect reflexes only for it to be hindered by shitty game mechanics and complete fuckboys? look at people like mustard overlord, he looks like grease, he talks like a fuck how does he get on a team? because he has nothing better to do, hes been plaiyng this game for so fucking long, longer than it takes for anyone else to get good and hes an ass fuck on top of it, like no disrespect to mustard. i just dont know how people like that are further than i am? like do YOU think mustard is a virgin? i do, i know. do people actually think this game is good anymore? there are like 40 fedoras, they added fursuits and brony roleplay items to the game, this game APPEALS to people like mustard and the people playing HL steel writing on reddit about how their payload matches went. Those people have never been on my intellectual level before. tf2 is valves little cow slut being milked, bloated every little fucking holiday, season and then some.
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