I wish this was a joke, I really do but I have to vent somewhere. I play Deadlock with two other people (sometimes three) but one of them consistently and always picks Mo & Krill. He never plays any other hero - no, he refuses to play another hero. We are always joking about it but it's seriously starting to piss me off. The stupidest thing is that whenever he manages to get a kill (he averages 4/6/7 like every match) he screams at the top of his lungs "MOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAND KRIIIIILL". Me and the other friends I play with genuinely do not know what to do anymore. He always farms lane but somehow manages to only have 12k souls at the end of a 35 minute game. After the laning phase he just disappears into jungle and we do not see him (I do not count the times he spins up from the ground not anywhere close to any enemies). I am seriously starting to consider playing another game or trying to convince him to play any other character but he won't listen.

W win

After a good game in Deadlock, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a deadlock offline party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. We kissed for hours after that, completely forgetting the party and made our own in the bedroom ;). Anyways, he is a cool guy.