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Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?"
"Well, yes, I am."
"Sorry. We don't serve strings here."
The determined string left the bar and stopped a passer-by. "Excuse,
me," it said, "would you shred my ends and tie me up like a pretzel?" The
passer-by obliged, and the string re-entered the bar. "May I have a beer,
please?" it asked the bartender.
The barkeep set a beer in front of the string, then suddenly stopped.
"Hey, aren't you the string I just threw out of here?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
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fnl:> Dec 3, 2018 @ 5:48am 
Go back to Afghanistan ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Alex Oct 13, 2018 @ 6:22am 
I wish you a relaxing day today with no stress. :steamhappy: :nekoheart: :awoo: :wsma_happy:

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Incinerator Sep 20, 2018 @ 1:00am 
Hi, I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept
chogoking Trade Banned Sep 13, 2018 @ 4:01am 
added for deal