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All things Code, DevOps, Business! Has the big gay! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

Founder of Icarus, Inc. [icarus.io]
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Tab May 10 @ 8:32pm 
Your level is almost there
Sweezog May 6 @ 3:35am 

Not really gay. I installed a computer virus on his PC and found enormous quantities of gay porn, homosexual paraphernalia from Amazon, and Cooking with Sperm recipes. He constantly talks about his gay endeavors and his lust for penis. Sounds like your typical gay man, right? Wrong. You never asked how I got the virus on his pc. It was disguised as heterosexual porn that I left in his bedroom one night while I was hiding under his bed.

Things aren't always as they seem. Check mate, you adorable little bottom.
Sweezog May 6 @ 3:35am 
get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Icarus! Apr 19 @ 1:34am 
@Tab NO!
Tab Dec 18, 2021 @ 4:55pm 
Rumor has it, you like women now.
Tab Oct 18, 2021 @ 12:09pm 
+rep has the gay