Pichu
Joe Mama   Russian Federation
 
 
In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
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Comments
Sunny D Dec 23, 2018 @ 7:56am 
I hope you enjoyed the seed of a giant when you tried to hide in the archer summons :) good fight, btw
nickelodeon Jul 14, 2017 @ 12:22pm 
this dude thinks you cant play cs on a square monitor. lmao