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Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:08pm

The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:06pm

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 4:57pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:19pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 5:18am

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:09pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:36pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:41pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:51pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:53pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2015 @ 5:55pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 5:45am

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:00pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:17pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:15pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:17pm

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:28pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:32pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:30pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:26pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:45pm

"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:43am

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:50pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 8:00pm

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 1:54pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:21pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2015 @ 3:28pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:37am

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:55am

"Oh Rusty Anchor"

Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:28am

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"

Chant with the bees.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 7:21am

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 2:46pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 2:56pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 3:01pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 3:05pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 3:27pm

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:17pm

"Stop showing off for the girl!"

Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:19pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:27pm

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:27pm

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:24pm

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:21pm

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:40pm

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:51pm

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Crack a joke.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 4:56pm

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2015 @ 6:10pm

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.





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