The King's Wit
Even the folks at our Mensa meet ups think I'm pretentious.
 
 
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i draw: https://www.twitch.tv/hypocritecannibal
DeadbyDaylight forum name: HermanCarter

hiya there
im too socially articulate yet socially unacceptable
i like irony and being a creep
apparently i upset people with low self esteem

i just want a quiet life free from all these kinkshamers

sense of self is an illusion
i'll always be what you make me out to be

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:theskull: DBD Mains:
Ace/Dwight | Myers/Doctor

>Survivor: I like to play perkless, solo, and high rank. I like playing stealth style in bright colors. Always down for SWF but I don't use mic. While it can make an uninteresting game, I don't mind being tunneled or camped.
>Killer: I try to play as fair as possible and host a fun game. I give the hatch often, and let 2v1's go. 3v1, I typically play soft, get my points, and let everyone escape out the gate. All gens done, and gates open, I will light camp last hooked survivor as the only objective if I have no kills.

>I'm bad at this game.

Known also as:
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hypocriteCannibal
Myels



I accept friends requests, bots omitted.
Warning noted that I cannot functionally maintain relationships.

****All duplicate cards/items in my inventory are up for trade. ****
**Looking for missing cards of like sets and values.**
****dont contact me if you just want my "Bill's Hat"****

:ABCBook: Credits
>Avatar drawn by me. You have my permission to use it if you wish.
>Profile quote from Blaine the mono, fictional character in the novel The Wastelands (part III of The Dark Tower series) by Stephen King.
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IN THE ROOMS PEOPLE COME AND GO
BUT I DONT THINK ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT MICHELANGELO

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last played on Nov 14
Sylux|Doctors gf| Oct 31 @ 4:28pm 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Jirship Oct 31 @ 10:39am 
-rep cassie couldn't command a convey if her car in connecticut counted on cassie
Jirship Oct 30 @ 5:40pm 
-rep toxic fuccboi who takes pictures of donkeys
Spiffy Ace Oct 30 @ 2:36pm 
-rep thinks he's bad at the game but will make anyone dc because of how good he is. dont let him lie to you all
The King's Wit Oct 30 @ 1:25pm 
-rep dirty pretencious sandbagger thinks hes good @ the game, and will farm u 4 gunna live forever stacks. he just let the michael mori him at the beginning of the game. smh :steamfacepalm:
Spiffy Ace Oct 16 @ 5:13pm 
-Rep Way too good at DBD and makes me look terrible :( But you are amazing!