I study maths, teach English, and am learning Finnish - 20 years old.
Mr British [etf2l.org] from TF2 and britishtf2 from YouTube. "Quit" TF2.
Winner of Payday 2's Spring Break 2018 Police Report Contest - Comedic.

Please comment why you are adding me. I will not accept invites unless I know why you are adding me.
I combine logs for KritzKast [www.twitch.tv] and anyone who asks.

myanimelist [myanimelist.net]

eXtv & Lucky Luke Clips:
[Spy] Number 4 clip and Thumbnail for Top 10 Plays of the Month, October 2015.
[Spy] Number 4 clip for Top 10 Plays of the Month, February 2016.
[Spy] Number 6 clip for Top 10 Plays of the Month, July 2016.
[Spy] Number 5 clip and Thumbnail for Top 10 Plays of the Month, December 2016.
[Spy] Number 9 clip for Top 10 Plays of the Month, May 2018.
[Spy] TF2 Moments of Glory #523
[Medic] Battle Medic is Credit to Team

Oh Wonder [ohwondermusic.com] are beyond fantastic. Listen to them now.

Currently Online
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions
Not for trade; just some CS stuff.
Quotes :3
00:15 - fearless boy ☹: he's one of those gay ppl that can't be chill about it y'know
00:15 - fearless boy ☹: basically a sexual vegan or whatever

If we could just be hamsters and not humans playing CS:GO that would be great, honestly. - Snippy

20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: DO YOU
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: KNOW
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: WHY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: WOULD I
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: REALLY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: LIKE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: TU
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: EGNLAND
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: ?
20:59 - Mr British: No
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: HARRY IS THERE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: I MUST
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: SAVE HIM
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: FROM
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: THE QUEN
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: SHE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: LIKES MEN
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: UND
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: TALL
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: BLACK
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: FURRY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: HATS

paparedwood : keep calm and listen to brit.

"I'm hoping to have a full facial" - Arjax <3

Did you just do an Allu on me? - Snip

ztreak - "It was only twice."

"I think she's from ostrich." - Gorzum

"Med took 123! How is he alive? Oh, wait, they have *125*hp..." - Flight.

TiTuniVers: guck guys why dont you defent the base

20:35 - Mr British | <3 merc?: What should I call my frag?
20:35 - Gorzum: "gay spy carries his team"
20:35 - Mr British | <3 merc?: Cheers

21:29 - Markieer: im not a hoe
21:29 - Markieer: im a hardcore cock slut

[Degroot Keep]
Itsuka : Forsooth, I say, MR. BRITISH
Itsuka : IS THAT Ye
Mr British | <3 : yes
Itsuka : Hark! SIGN Mine COCK

"Thanks for being a hard carry" - Not Steven <333

21:17 - wixxi: btw no offense but you sound really homosexual when you're mad

22:23 - Mr British | <3 lft HL?: someone can't imagine me mad when calling. can you describe it for me ty
22:57 - wixxi_: u sound like when an autist finds out his food have touched each other

23:43 - blob: im 15 but i sound like a 2 yr old
23:43 - blob: and im proud

20:41 - SayMo: Fuck my voice is sexy

Rustled: What can I say?
Rustled: Willies aren't for me :>

[I am allergic to many things, including dairy & coconut]
Blob: Why can't you have coconut? Is it because they have milk in them?

23:41 - Blob ツ: there once was a guy called brit
23:41 - Blob ツ: tbh he was a bit shit
23:41 - Blob ツ: he wanted to fly
23:41 - Blob ツ: but ate too much pie
23:41 - Blob ツ: so he crash-landed into a pit

Snippy: If I were a mission [on Payday 2] then I'd be Diamond Store: no one likes me.
Mr British: I like you but I don't like it [Diamond Store].
Snippy: Aww.
Mr British: If you were a mission, you'd be Shadow Raid: I do you so much that I'd get a reduction.

"He's not doing a great job" - Stabby Stabby. http://logs.tf/958671?highlight=76561198046899720 +
http://gyazo.com/18e2a5215e162db9453373481c181306 + http://gyazo.com/0280b9a6a0bd7c5be9d3fa4fb0f3795c

Me: Are you alive?
Blob: Ye, but I'm dead tho.

JWG : voteban
JWG : Nice hacks mate :)))

*DEAD* Major Payne : mr british pussy ass faggot spy
*DEAD* Mr British : Mad 'cause bad.
Major Payne : not mad your a fucking PUSSY have to hide tyo do shit
*kills him again*
*DEAD* Major Payne : pussy faggot Mr British punk Spy
Major Payne : Mr British go cry to your cock sucking street corner hooker mom faggot

Socrates : Mr British you fucking faggot

Epi: you're adoorable... it's like "Father: hey kid, do you want a hamster. kid: yes daddy. father: you're getting a harry."

Destiny: I burped. I was about to I farted but I didn't.

18:40 - smiley: fuck i gotta get dressed now

13:54 - smiley: Fun story time, I came in my fucking eye last night :(

Destiny: If you could make friends with anymore, who would you make befriend? [sic]
Me: Your mum. So we could become friends with benefits.
Destiny: Wow, you're so mean. I don't blame you though.

*Ask cyBing what he is doing*
17:49 - cyb: booze watching matthew santoro

*DEAD* Vanilla POD : fuck u british fucking cheatyer
Player Vanilla POD left the game (Disconnect by user.)

15:01 - Jake the neverland pirate: I have the heart of a lion
15:01 - Mr British: k
15:01 - Jake the neverland pirate: and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Snippy: Just put the tip in your mouth

suicide-jump : spy bitch

smiley : Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

17:15 - Snuuush~: OH YEAH BABY
17:16 - Snuuush~: 23*
(In voice chat) Mr British: *clicks* Nice!

Snippy: Sometimes I rub my knees and say "Oooh. This feels like tits."

*Playing Rats in Payday 2*
Snippy: We have to use the right ingredient. We need the salt to put on my weiner.

wasif-b : mr british go suck david camerons cock

*DEAD* Nicols Cervetti : NOOOOOOOB+
Player Nicols Cervetti left the game (Disconnect by user.)

*Talking about what music I should use for a Spy Frag Video*
21:03 - |☠| Mr British: dunno what music tho
21:05 - cyBing: ya mum playing the flute
21:05 - |☠| Mr British: haha
21:06 - cyBing: and by flute i mean MY MASSIVE DICK

"ugug~" -Snuuu :3

*discussing fetishes*
Snippy: Have a guess
Me: A Rubik's Cube up the arse?
Snippy: That is a hobby, not a fetish

"I have a fetish for getting into peoples profiles"- Snippy
< >
Tikjzh Jun 26 @ 9:50am 
Tikjzh Feb 19 @ 4:46pm 
+rep good wife uwu
Kireek Sep 2, 2018 @ 2:20pm 
They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity
amarok Dec 5, 2016 @ 2:43pm 
23:43 - Mr British | <3: HL idiots just trigger me
smooley Jul 27, 2015 @ 5:11am 
snip ☹ May 1, 2015 @ 12:55pm 
one day, your quote wall will be nothing but snippy

and till that day comes

i will wait

jk im unpatient löl