Jesus Christ <3
Anthony Ortiz   Los Angeles, California, United States
If you don't sin, I died for nothing

Competitve TF2 - UGC
Starting Pyro Main for TKB/Delta

UGC HL Season 15 Iron Division - 3rd Place
UGC HL Season 16 Steel Division
UGC HL Season 17 Steel Division
UGC HL Season 18 Silver Division
Currently Online
Screenshot Showcase
Wiggles wrecking shit
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Favorite Group
So Big and So Black You Couldn't handle
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Recent Activity

10.9 hrs on record
last played on May 25
49 hrs on record
last played on May 18
29 hrs on record
last played on May 15
Nips Apr 19 @ 9:57am 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly♥♥♥♥♥every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
Nips Apr 1 @ 8:33pm 
I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.
ΔᵗᵏᵝRokon Jan 1, 2017 @ 11:08am 
Happy new year! :candycane::snowglobe::candycane:
The Lamda Project Dec 24, 2016 @ 9:54pm 
Happy birthday my friend! Ya deserve yourself an UHMAZING christmas. Love ya! :mug:
ohhhh billlly Nov 20, 2016 @ 6:23pm 
Oh, hello!!!