Miyazaki, Miyazaki, Japan
love a woman who knows how to cook & has an enormous asshole

bliss fulla the hash: Real niggas cry over anime.
try=no Drackk: you're disgusting

Wednesday Jun 15
01:30 AM - Starkie: dont test me motherfucker
01:30 AM - demon dad, slayer of mortals: what the fuck
01:30 AM - Starkie: i made your faggot dad's asshole cum in 30 seconds flat
01:30 AM - Starkie: call me stepdaddy you little shit
01:31 AM - demon dad, slayer of mortals: why am i getting harassed
01:31 AM - Starkie: oh shit
01:31 AM - Starkie: wrong person

cp_dadlands: build a hundred bridges you dont get called a bridge builder, but you watch 1 gay little boy video
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cider Sep 17 @ 3:50pm 
The person you were pumping is so mind-blowingly inept at pleasing your Thaumaturigic Thunderstick that they don't deserve your Glorious Guru Goo. To gift them thusly would only further encourage their inadequate skill-set and give them a false sense of worth and desirability. We can't have that. However, commending them would leave you to fend off a highly sex crazed person, who is preconditioned with a desire to please, and having now tasked the magic that dwells betwixt your legs, has a deep seated fear that they will never again have the honor of being near the Miraculous Mansicle they have searched for all their lives and only just now discovered. The best solution is to fake it. Make a stupid face, shudder a bit, twitch your♥♥♥♥♥♥(this is important to sell it), flush the condom, and change your phone number, email and address.
cider Sep 7 @ 6:11am 
I just booked an appointment with my doctor to get my bum hole surgically removed. I’ve been reading a lot about the increase of waste production in first world countries and saving the environment, and honestly it hit home pretty hard. It was very shocking to see the amount of waste that humans produce! I hope to be able to play my part for the world and recycle as much as possible! Join me in my anti-waste campaign, you can make a difference too. Small, but surely, we can reduce wastage, and ultimately make this world a better place for not just us, but our children and the future generations to come.
cider Aug 28 @ 2:49am 
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily.
FireyMcsplosion Aug 25 @ 12:31am 
You have a very cute Profile Pic
cider Jun 23 @ 2:24am 
One summer when I was in university, I took an intensive Japanese course. One day, our teacher told us that a prospective student was going to come in to observe the lesson. When class was about to start, a nerdy looking guy with a t-shirt that said “looking for a Japanese girlfriend” walked in. He went up to the teacher and started speaking rapidly in bad Japanese to the point that the teacher had to keep asking him to clarify himself. He then sat down and even though he was supposed to be observing, he would periodically interrupt the class trying to show off his superior Japanese skills. At one point, we were doing a role play in class and one person was about to pretend to take a picture. Just as she started to do that, the guy suddenly says really loudly, “Ichi, ni, san, CHIIZU!” We never saw the guy ever again, but he certainly was the running joke in the Japanese department for the longest time.
lol Jun 20 @ 9:47am 
Crying Blart