BigTurkeyDurkey5423
 
 
The world belongs to whoever is best at crackin' skulls and impregnatin' lasses.

A job is like a lady. You can always get a new one.

White people can't say the "N" word, but atleast we get to say phrases like "Thanks for the warning officer" and "Hey dad"

"Only the hypocritical and homosexual hate perky tits" James Madison May 13, 1792

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest
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Poppy :'(
One Day-- Poppy meet Sam. Sam thought Poppy was hot~ Poppy was a few years older than him though. So she friend zoned him. Sam was upset, he soon stopped talking to her. Poppy became worried. She messaged him, but no reply. Deep down she cared and loved him, but she didn't wanna date someone three years younger. She ran to his house and knocked on the door. She yelled his name a few times, but no answer. Someone answered the door, but it was not him or another male. It was Gabby. The boy who went trans for Sam. She was half naked and marked up. Poppy was kinda upset, but knew he'd move on. She laughed and walked away. Years past since Poppy spoke to, Sam nor "Gabby".. She soon stopped worrying and moved forward and met someone her age. Soon on the news a person was found dead after two years. It was identified as Sam. --
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PSYRRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY GANGNAM! (clicks delete!)
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%...........................​.....
OPPA! It is impossible to delete our friendship.
You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O sexy ladies walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing style.
dang.. havent seen ya in ages.. long enough where i had to buy a new comp >_<... im in a band btw :D
Responsibility's cool, but there’s more things in life,
Like getting your ♥♥♥♥ rode all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night.
IM 11 AND I WAIT TILL MY DAD GOES TO BED THEN I TAKE HIS IPAD INTO THE ATTIC AND HANG UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT BUSTIN PEE OUT MY NUTS. I LIKE BUSTIN OUT THA WINDOW TOO SO I CAN HIDE IT BUT MY NEIGHBOR MR. MURPHY SAW ME DO THAT ONCE SO I GOTTA PUMP THE BRAKES ON THAT KINDA LIKE HOW I PUMP MAD PEE OUT MY WEINER IN A SEX WAY. LIKE THIS COMMENT IF A WOMANS TOUCH IS A MYSTERY TO YOU N REPLY IF YOUR A GIRL SORRY.
Underground_HipH0PStar2007 Feb 12, 2019 @ 6:15am 
Yeah you're gay
言っても無駄 言われても無駄 無気力無自覚無関心なほど
傷つくのを怖がった 愛さずに愛されたがった!!!!