Just. Don't.

(updated 06/27/2022) Oh Look Cash shop and battlepass .... That should make up for everything else!! ~Eyeroll~
Every time Steam Prompts me to change my review I shall.
02/23/2023 09:27 hours -6gmt
Game is still a festering dumpster fire of slapdash optimization and a perceived concentration on the drek put in by the battle-pass and cash shop. Event's are just more hype to try to get you into the FOMO habit and pay more money than you already did for the full priced game.
Still avoid this game.

(04/22/2024) So playing again... (dies a little inside) it is more fun than before, but still craaaaptastic... ESPECIALLY online. G-portal stinks on ice, formerly decent servers now stutter and lag. They still havent fixed the log on lag/stuttering (you quite literally are best off suicide-ing and re-spawning.) That being said it is a LOT Less Grindy than before without being too easy. So at least One person on the team is likely competent. All of this is far to late to sway my opinion.

Skip this game like you would Scabies.

Asked to revise my opinion on 06/06/2024

Game is still trash on public servers. Lag and the foundations bug causing people to get trapped under player made structure or just constantly falling to their death. FIX YOUR GAME. You guys should spend more money on competent staff and less on swimming pools of full of sparkling wine to celebrate another IP to screw up (looking at you Mr Herbert) Substandard job on a wonderful idea seems to be FUnCom's stock in trade.

Pass this game up like a dead and decaying animal carcass on the side of the road. (Even if you need the compost!)

Asked to revise my opinion on 07/23/2024
So they are dumping the Battle pass dreck and are going to more fully focus on their cash shop (which seems to adjust prices based on how many crom coins you have in wallet) and haven't made a substantive fix to any of the bug that are still rampant like weevils in hard tack. FUnCom doesnt deserve your money buy something else.

Addendum: Was having problems with my computer's cpu trying to self immolate (was climbing to almost 500 degrees F) after procuring a new and better processor and doing a thorough thermal-paste reapplication problem persisted. Complete wipe and reinstall (including the mbr and both system and storage drive) problem is ONLY when I play conan. Great job costing me 100 USD you incompetent joke of a company.

Just. Don't. (updated 06/27/2022) Oh Look Cash shop and battlepass .... That should make up for everything else!! ~Eyeroll~ Every time Steam Prompts me to change my review I shall. 02/23/2023 09:27 hours -6gmt Game is still a festering dumpster fire of slapdash optimization and a perceived concentration on the drek put in by the battle-pass and cash shop. Event's are just more hype to try to get you into the FOMO habit and pay more money than you already did for the full priced game. Still avoid this game. (04/22/2024) So playing again... (dies a little inside) it is more fun than before, but still craaaaptastic... ESPECIALLY online. G-portal stinks on ice, formerly decent servers now stutter and lag. They still havent fixed the log on lag/stuttering (you quite literally are best off suicide-ing and re-spawning.) That being said it is a LOT Less Grindy than before without being too easy. So at least One person on the team is likely competent. All of this is far to late to sway my opinion. Skip this game like you would Scabies. Asked to revise my opinion on 06/06/2024 Game is still trash on public servers. Lag and the foundations bug causing people to get trapped under player made structure or just constantly falling to their death. FIX YOUR GAME. You guys should spend more money on competent staff and less on swimming pools of full of sparkling wine to celebrate another IP to screw up (looking at you Mr Herbert) Substandard job on a wonderful idea seems to be FUnCom's stock in trade. Pass this game up like a dead and decaying animal carcass on the side of the road. (Even if you need the compost!) Asked to revise my opinion on 07/23/2024 So they are dumping the Battle pass dreck and are going to more fully focus on their cash shop (which seems to adjust prices based on how many crom coins you have in wallet) and haven't made a substantive fix to any of the bug that are still rampant like weevils in hard tack. FUnCom doesnt deserve your money buy something else. Addendum: Was having problems with my computer's cpu trying to self immolate (was climbing to almost 500 degrees F) after procuring a new and better processor and doing a thorough thermal-paste reapplication problem persisted. Complete wipe and reinstall (including the mbr and both system and storage drive) problem is ONLY when I play conan. Great job costing me 100 USD you incompetent joke of a company.