Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
ㅤ* I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!